Some of you know my mate Andy, he came to LM and Sebring last year and he's with us again this time. Without trying to top the efforts above, he totally dwarfs you lot.
No, I'm not refering to his Aston or indeed to the Dax Cobra 5.7 small block V8 with Nitrous Oxide options. Or the fact that his central heating seems to be running 365 days of the year and his hot water system fetches the skin off your hands. In fact he's a pilot and tonight he's flying an Airbus A340 back to London from Shanghai. So that'll be burning kerosene at the rate of 5 tons per hour for 13 hours. And he did the same on tuesday on the way out.

He said he'd stick the landing gear down at 3000ft on approach, as at that hight the drag will need to burn about an extra ton or so. Get in!! 145,600 pounds carbon in a day. Biff! Take that you f**k*ng tree hugging, controlling, lying, cheating green eco-bastards
