Kev... I will get in trouble for this but look what you missed out on...
LPP,
How the fluck can you write such a brilliant 'write-up' when you were pi**ed the whole time? Brilliant mate.
You posted that pic because you know I love Black sausage didn't you. I'd employ Weena as a PA anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you get my PM about August?
And one from the DfH party, just to show the World how us Brit' 'Royalty' dress for occasions..........................
the red eyes make you look a bit more sinester.

It appears that my camera gave you a haircut. My profuse apologies.