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Started by Lazy B'stard, July 08, 2008, 10:53:58 AM

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termietermite

#15
July 08, 2008, 03:34:08 PM
Phew.  I thought I was going to have to eat the rillettes myself...
"I couldn't sleep very well last night. Some noisy buggers going around in automobiles kept me awake." Ken Miles

Rusty

#16
July 08, 2008, 03:34:35 PM
Don't leave the car keys lying around either just in case that gets moved too  ;D
The Brethren Rock

Barry

#17
July 08, 2008, 03:58:00 PM
If the last time you used the passport was with the car, then check it again.
I thought I had lost my passport at LM a couple of years ago, searched car twice, on third search found it between roof lining and sun visor on the passenger side. :-[

Andy Zarse

#18
July 08, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
This chap had a fair idea how to deal with the dragon who moved his passport and tickets!  ;D

Go home and beat her like a circus bear.  :D

I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

Lazy B'stard

#19
July 08, 2008, 06:12:57 PM
Car, tickets, all my gear, money, keys, passport and clothes are all hidden on a farm a mile from home. Bicycle is hidden in bushes over the lane. All I have to do is get out of the house. Nothing can stop my evil plans now! (Laughs like bond villain) :)
Dick Dasterdly was right
'Don't just stand there, do something!'

Martini...LB

#20
July 08, 2008, 06:39:57 PM
Quote from: Dr Sconefinger on July 08, 2008, 06:12:57 PM
Car, tickets, all my gear, money, keys, passport and clothes are all hidden on a farm a mile from home. Bicycle is hidden in bushes over the lane. All I have to do is get out of the house. Nothing can stop my evil plans now! (Laughs like bond villain) :)

Did you ever see tht film where a woman ties a fella to a bed and then beats his feet and ankles...

>Martini...
l'abus d'alcool est dangereux pour la santé , à consommer avec modération

Nordic

#21
July 08, 2008, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: Martini on July 08, 2008, 06:39:57 PM
Quote from: Dr Sconefinger on July 08, 2008, 06:12:57 PM
Car, tickets, all my gear, money, keys, passport and clothes are all hidden on a farm a mile from home. Bicycle is hidden in bushes over the lane. All I have to do is get out of the house. Nothing can stop my evil plans now! (Laughs like bond villain) :)

Did you ever see tht film where a woman ties a fella to a bed and then beats his feet and ankles...

>Martini...

See it? sounds like he is in it!

Found yer hat?
Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better.
H S Thompson 1937 - 2005

Lazy B'stard

#22
July 08, 2008, 09:43:38 PM
Sounds kinda kinky. I should be so lucky!
Another stroke of bad luck- the car I'm in convoy with has turned up at workshop tonight with a burst heater matrix and an alternator that ain't putting out any power. Sodding trips turning into a nightmare before we even leave.
Dick Dasterdly was right
'Don't just stand there, do something!'

Andy Zarse

#23
July 09, 2008, 12:04:52 AM
Commer?  ;D
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

Lord Pig-Pen

#24
July 09, 2008, 01:26:23 AM
Know the film.... big fat woman with a sledge hammer doing a nasty hobbeling on someone famous, ankles shattered and the like... eeeeeewwww... the crunchy sounds are horrid.
Heater matrix... bypass it..  not needed in such lovely summer weather ;D
Birthday Girl has retired... snoring like a warthog... My parents fed her fizzy and her new ipod wont upload... but being 22 has its advantages! >:D
What do you mean dust?.... Thats not dust, this is dust! Ich Habe Honda S2000 and its not mine!

Doris

#25
July 09, 2008, 10:56:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on July 09, 2008, 01:26:23 AM
Know the film.... big fat woman with a sledge hammer doing a nasty hobbeling on someone famous, ankles shattered and the like... eeeeeewwww... the crunchy sounds are horrid.

That's nothing Rex.  In the book she chops one of his feet off with an axe.

Dx
Live imperfectly and with great delight.

LangTall

#26
July 09, 2008, 12:11:06 PM
Quote from: Doris on July 09, 2008, 10:56:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on July 09, 2008, 01:26:23 AM
Know the film.... big fat woman with a sledge hammer doing a nasty hobbeling on someone famous, ankles shattered and the like... eeeeeewwww... the crunchy sounds are horrid.

That's nothing Rex.  In the book she chops one of his feet off with an axe.

Dx
Misery.  8)

This film should be played at high volume, so don't come complaining about it! And who the hell is Steve?

Steve Pyro

#27
July 09, 2008, 12:14:21 PM
Quote from: LangTall on July 09, 2008, 12:11:06 PM

Misery.  8)


A downright tragedy more like  ;D
Steve East Anglian cobras

Martini...LB

#28
July 09, 2008, 01:51:49 PM
Normal everyday marital bliss...

>Martini...
l'abus d'alcool est dangereux pour la santé , à consommer avec modération

LangTall

#29
July 09, 2008, 02:34:32 PM
Quote from: Steve Pyro Brown on July 09, 2008, 12:14:21 PM
Quote from: LangTall on July 09, 2008, 12:11:06 PM

Misery.  8)


A downright tragedy more like  ;D

Maybe I should have written: The Novel 'Misery' written by Stephen King.  ::)

This film should be played at high volume, so don't come complaining about it! And who the hell is Steve?
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