I will if my marriage fails in time- might have to turn up the wick a little.
Just let the Mrs have access to your CA messages Dr S - that should move it along nicely!! 
F
Whilst I'd be sorry if if this were to happen, have you considered what would happen to the things you treasure most? I think this kind of rules out my selling you the Commer.

Firstly, and here I speak from painful personal experience - because you'll have no money left anyway, even for essentials like Alfas and Commers. It'll be hello cardboard city! A damp bedsit in Blackhall Colliery will seem a distant dream.
Secondly, the poor van would end up in the possession of your old dragon. What woman would be able to resist the charms of a Commer in the alimony negotiations? Any good barrister knows custody of a Commer can be used as a very effective legal lever. Next thing you know you'd be shot dead dressed as Batman on the roof of 10 Downing Street in a Commer Owners For Justice stunt gone bad.
I think it's best all round if she stays here a while longer till things are a bit clearer.