Holy Moly Fran, Poop Report could have been designed by Chris Z, I guess it's a kind of Log Blog.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage. Anyway, some poor sod eventually plucked up courage and lifed the seat on Trap 2. After a moment's hesitation on observing the "toilet pan slugs" slithering down the sides towards a watery BluLoo grave, all hell broke loose. The landlord and staff were absolutely up in arms about things and we had to make a strategic withdrawal from the premises. I was later led to understand the police were called and that the SOCO people are looking into it but so far there've been no arrests, mercifully. You never see this subject come up on CSI do you?
