Grandstands Schmandstands....
God only knows why there are empty seats in the grandstands, the ACO always sell out. Could it be that those sh*teyarses at MRIand the like couldn't sell all of their allocation. A terrible, terrible shame. Or maybe the seats were corporate sales and the damen and herren at Ingoldstadt didn't take the freebies on offer. A shame either way.
I'm always surprised (I'm easily surprised) at the lack of uptake on the pits Grandstand, again, I suspect corporate hooligans at work here as well.
And while we're on about corporate hooligans, I tell you what I missed this year. This year I missed the sudden influx of herberts with freshly pressed shirts, haircuts and paper 'Audi' flags on the terraces opposite the start finish line. After all they do make the finish photos look good, especially if you have little or no support at the race. It's particularly endearing when they're standing right in your view. Maybe a freshly pressed flag up a freshly pressed a*sehole would help things. It's all a bit 'Billy No Mates' really.
Maybe the ticket sales could be made a bit more attractive if a few freebies were thrown in:
A real 12 bore for the shooting sideshow
Fresh fruit and a multi tool for Steves girlfriend
Wirecutters
A night in a tent with the ACO lady of their choice (my choice would be the siren who co-ordinates the ACO breakdown recovery, although the cost of an introduction was steep)
A kilt and a key to one of the track side gates.
A pet grizzly and unlimited haddock
A waistcoat made from frites and mayonaisse
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