Well, I'm afraid I'm also a member of this sorry and sordid absent club.
I'm not sure how my body will respond, I think I'll probably start imagining the smell of barbeques, and be able to taste warm French beer even though I won't be drinking any at the time. And then I'll probably sh1t myself.
If the race is a corker, the weather marvellous and the parties lively, I'll be very pleased for you, honest!
H