I have been to many CA gatherings over the years and seen many strange things but in my wildest dreams I never thought I'd ever see a grown man with a live crab gaffer taped to his bollocks 
Missed that!
photos?
Even if anybody was sober enough at the time to use a camera, we were laughing so much it would have been out of focus.
But just imagine the scene, you realise that some one is behind you, you turn, and there is a bloke dressed is his underpants.
You then realise that emerging from each side is a claw.
No, it's not a terrible mutation, it's ***** with a live crab down his pants.
I'm not saving the crab abusers blushes, it's just that I was so wrecked I am confused which one of two people it was.
It does not take much imagination to draw up the short list though.
Jeremy RIP.