Got this in my e-mail today, hope you like it (with apologies to our friends from Liverpool
)
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British governments
'Work for the Dole ' scheme and employ scousers. The decision to hire them
was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths
were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for 4 bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.
