OH sh*t!!!
Not Chris Rea.......Please God not that!!

Dont they normally hold the wagons back and get as many cars on as they can?
Or is this just wishfull thinking.

How much were the kids pyjamas Gilles?

Anyone got Led Zep live album - How the west was won?
Is it any good?

Heard Jimmy Page on Mark & Lard this afternoon and it sounded awesome

My Dad first took me when I was 16.
It was (and still is) the best week I have ever had away.
My little lads nearly 3 and im already planning to take him in a couple of years.

The Sunderland Earthquake

A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Sunderland in the early hours of Monday. Epicentre: Hylton, Sunderland.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fockin
mentill","innit" and "cont". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Wearside News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in the area.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning."

Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after, the most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps, Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers), Shell suits (female), white sport socks, Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.
£2.00 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population or neighbouring areas of Fulwell, Pennywell and East and West Boldon.

Haltwhistle - a little town in Northumberland

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Service Engineer with De La Rue cash systems

5th time this year - just me and my dad this year, hes been going for the last 20 odd years!

Gotta agree with Stu.
Newcastle is a fantastic night out.
Especially Buffaloe Joes on the Quayside (bar staff all in bikinis!!)

Anyone remember the old "crappers" on tribune?
A big round hut with the urinals on the outside, and wooden troughs outside to get washed in.

Eeee them were the days!!

Nice Holiday!!
How did you persuade the wife to agree to that?

Dave H
Will you take Paypal?
also how much for delivery to newcastle?

A couple of years ago I had a sandwich with what I thought (in my drunken stupor) was chicken.

Needless to say it reacted badly with the Kronenbourg and caused my to lose nearly half a stone and a whole bog roll.

On closer inspection the next day it looked like 1 week old chicken supreme and I swear there was legs and stuff in it !!!

Just spent nearly an hour reading that!!!
Am now curled up on the floor pissing myself laughing.
The missus thinks ive gone mental (she read some of it but didnt really understand it)
The scary thing is I know people like that.

I think Motors TV is a french company so they tend to be biased towards the french teams and drivers.

I saw one the other day and it was about 45 mins of talking to drivers and a brief look at some of the cars.

Is that a technical term for it?