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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: termietermite on March 03, 2010, 07:12:51 pm

Title: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: termietermite on March 03, 2010, 07:12:51 pm

http://www.petroldirect.com/

Title: Re: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: Andy Zarse on March 03, 2010, 07:23:02 pm

Is it April Fools Day already?  ;)

Title: Re: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: termietermite on March 03, 2010, 07:24:15 pm

I'd have waited but I was sure somebody would post it first if I did.

Title: Re: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: Jules G on March 03, 2010, 07:25:43 pm

Love this quote:

the Shanghai Biofuel and Noodle Corporation (SBNC) we have developed Petrel™ a fuel source made from a mixture of seabird guano, combined with the rendered down, fermented and then distilled corpses of a variety of common gulls, albatrosses and terns ;D

Title: Re: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: JDS on March 04, 2010, 04:47:42 pm

My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

Title: Re: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: Andy Zarse on March 04, 2010, 05:25:31 pm

Quote from: JDS on March 04, 2010, 04:47:42 pm

My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

That, I believe, will be me!  ;D

No organ donor card but I've got a cider donor card, John. In the event of my death, you get my cellar of normandy cider! (which I inherited from Doris)

Title: Re: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: JDS on March 04, 2010, 05:30:26 pm

Quote from: Andy Zarse on March 04, 2010, 05:25:31 pm

Quote from: JDS on March 04, 2010, 04:47:42 pm

My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

That, I believe, will be me!  ;D

No organ donor card but I've got a cider donor card, John. In the event of my death, you get my cellar of normandy cider! (which I inherited from Doris)

Woo Hoo (note that of course I'm not wishing you any ill fortune, merely liking possibly being in line to some good cider ..... )

Title: Re: Cheap fuel offer
Post by: Andy Zarse on March 05, 2010, 12:01:36 pm

Quote from: JDS on March 04, 2010, 05:30:26 pm

Quote from: Andy Zarse on March 04, 2010, 05:25:31 pm

Quote from: JDS on March 04, 2010, 04:47:42 pm

My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

That, I believe, will be me!  ;D

No organ donor card but I've got a cider donor card, John. In the event of my death, you get my cellar of normandy cider! (which I inherited from Doris)

Woo Hoo (note that of course I'm not wishing you any ill fortune, merely liking possibly being in line to some good cider ..... )

Well if the postman brings an information pack from Dignitas, I'll know who sent it!!