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Cheap fuel offer
« on: March 03, 2010, 07:12:51 pm »
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Re: Cheap fuel offer
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 07:23:02 pm »
Is it April Fools Day already?  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2010, 07:24:15 pm »
I'd have waited but I was sure somebody would post it first if I did.
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2010, 07:25:43 pm »
Love this quote:

the Shanghai Biofuel and Noodle Corporation (SBNC) we have developed Petrel™ a fuel source made from a mixture of seabird guano, combined with the rendered down, fermented and then distilled corpses of a variety of common gulls, albatrosses and terns ;D

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Re: Cheap fuel offer
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 04:47:42 pm »
My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2010, 05:25:31 pm »
My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

That, I believe, will be me!  ;D

No organ donor card but I've got a cider donor card, John. In the event of my death, you get my cellar of normandy cider! (which I inherited from Doris)
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Re: Cheap fuel offer
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2010, 05:30:26 pm »
My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

That, I believe, will be me!  ;D

No organ donor card but I've got a cider donor card, John. In the event of my death, you get my cellar of normandy cider! (which I inherited from Doris)

Woo Hoo (note that of course I'm not wishing you any ill fortune, merely liking possibly being in line to some good cider ..... )

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Re: Cheap fuel offer
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2010, 12:01:36 pm »
My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ...... 

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Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.

That, I believe, will be me!  ;D

No organ donor card but I've got a cider donor card, John. In the event of my death, you get my cellar of normandy cider! (which I inherited from Doris)

Woo Hoo (note that of course I'm not wishing you any ill fortune, merely liking possibly being in line to some good cider ..... )

Well if the postman brings an information pack from Dignitas, I'll know who sent it!!
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.