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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: BigH on June 01, 2006, 08:32:14 pm

Title: Are the painters still in?
Post by: BigH on June 01, 2006, 08:32:14 pm

What's the latest on the "alterations" anyone?
Ms Termite, have you been up there lately? - the last photos I saw showed either the site of the old village being pulled down, or Dresden in 1945, I'm not sure which.
Assuming Speedferries are still scheduling unscheduled stops and I actually make it, what do I pack, a shovel and some pitons or flip flops and a poodle?
H

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: termietermite on June 01, 2006, 11:13:35 pm

Errr? ???

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: Robbo SPS on June 02, 2006, 01:03:11 am

flip flops and a poodle.

then you can do the dunlop beach and keep yourself pleased at a night

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: JonFATBOYwarner on June 02, 2006, 01:50:53 am

I don't know many blokes that can't keep him self "pleased at night"

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: termietermite on June 02, 2006, 07:50:17 am

Quote from: JonFATBOYwarner on June 02, 2006, 01:50:53 am

I don't know many blokes that can't keep him self "pleased at night"

There's that.

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: vqdave on June 02, 2006, 11:00:11 am

i suggest sitting on your hand first or wearing a glove

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 02, 2006, 11:06:10 am

Or do what Chris Z did, which was to have the complete nervous system in his right arm surgically removed from the elbow down. It makes picking up a beer a little awkward, but apparently the benefits outweigh the downsides.

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: vqdave on June 02, 2006, 11:08:23 am

Quote from: A Zarse esq on June 02, 2006, 11:06:10 am

Or do what Chris Z did, which was to have the complete nervous system in his right arm surgically removed from the elbow down. It makes picking up a beer a little awkward, but apparently the benefits outweigh the downsides.

that is posh  8)

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 02, 2006, 11:39:17 am

Indeed. His right arm is magnificent, having the physique of a lobster's claw, he can crush granite in his grip and his knuckles look like they are permanently covered in icing. Unfortunately his left arm dangles useless by his side, weakened through under-use.

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: vqdave on June 02, 2006, 11:58:55 am

Quote from: A Zarse esq on June 02, 2006, 11:39:17 am

Indeed. His right arm is magnificent, having the physique of a lobster's claw, he can crush granite in his grip and his knuckles look like they are permanently covered in icing. Unfortunately his left arm dangles useless by his side, weakened through under-use.

is that what happened to jeremy Beadle?

Title: Re: Are the painters still in?
Post by: Bob U on June 02, 2006, 12:10:26 pm

LOL ;D ;D