Are the painters still in?

[BigH]

What's the latest on the "alterations" anyone?
Ms Termite, have you been up there lately? - the last photos I saw showed either the site of the old village being pulled down, or Dresden in 1945, I'm not sure which.
Assuming Speedferries are still scheduling unscheduled stops and I actually make it, what do I pack, a shovel and some pitons or flip flops and a poodle?
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[termietermite]

Errr?

[Robbo SPS]

flip flops and a poodle.

then you can do the dunlop beach and keep yourself pleased at a night

[JonFATBOYwarner]

I don't know many blokes that can't keep him self "pleased at night"

[termietermite]

I don't know many blokes that can't keep him self "pleased at night"

There's that.

[vqdave]

i suggest sitting on your hand first or wearing a glove

[Andy Zarse]

Or do what Chris Z did, which was to have the complete nervous system in his right arm surgically removed from the elbow down. It makes picking up a beer a little awkward, but apparently the benefits outweigh the downsides.

[vqdave]

Or do what Chris Z did, which was to have the complete nervous system in his right arm surgically removed from the elbow down. It makes picking up a beer a little awkward, but apparently the benefits outweigh the downsides.

that is posh 

[Andy Zarse]

Indeed. His right arm is magnificent, having the physique of a lobster's claw, he can crush granite in his grip and his knuckles look like they are permanently covered in icing. Unfortunately his left arm dangles useless by his side, weakened through under-use.

[vqdave]

Indeed. His right arm is magnificent, having the physique of a lobster's claw, he can crush granite in his grip and his knuckles look like they are permanently covered in icing. Unfortunately his left arm dangles useless by his side, weakened through under-use.

is that what happened to jeremy Beadle?

[Bob U]

LOL