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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Snoring Rhino on July 15, 2006, 12:45:19 pm

Title: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on July 15, 2006, 12:45:19 pm: Some funny adds, but unsuprisingly never published.
(hope our German friends wont be offended - none intended, I'm sure there are similar ones over there)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on July 15, 2006, 12:51:08 pm: and...
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Mr. Rick on July 15, 2006, 01:29:58 pm: Sehr gut mein Herr!

;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nickliv on July 15, 2006, 03:13:58 pm: KY Jelly - I can't believe it's not batter ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 15, 2006, 10:59:19 pm: I notice you have omited the one about "Not for Schlossers, Wagners and K...tz! (Seriously, this exists!)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Lorry on July 15, 2006, 11:27:08 pm: I liked the one with picture of Hitler, titled "Spot the ball competition"

its quite good beer too
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nopanic - neil on July 16, 2006, 12:29:44 am: Not an advert, but a great clip with a spitfire. Well it made me smile.

http://www.matthewfrancis.com/files/Spitfire_Pass.asx
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 16, 2006, 10:32:27 am: Yes it is a good piece of footage, aircraft flown by Ray Hanna, now sadly departed, such a loss. The commentator Alan de cadenet, also a well know Spitfire owner and LM competitor.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 16, 2006, 11:35:20 am: You can get a book containing all these little gems and more from www.shepherd-neame.co.uk
Proceeds to the RAF Benevolent Fund
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on July 16, 2006, 11:46:23 pm: Quote from: termietermite on July 15, 2006, 10:59:19 pm
I notice you have omited the one about "Not for Schlossers, Wagners and K...tz! (Seriously, this exists!)
Yes that was part of the set..... but....
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 09:13:21 am: Quote from: Ian.. on July 16, 2006, 11:46:23 pm
Quote from: termietermite on July 15, 2006, 10:59:19 pm
I notice you have omited the one about "Not for Schlossers, Wagners and K...tz! (Seriously, this exists!)
Yes that was part of the set..... but....
I admired your restraint!
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 10:23:49 am: I like this one!!

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 10:49:59 am: And This one!!!

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nickliv on July 17, 2006, 12:46:06 pm: Bit like my avatar that one, might have to change it...
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 12:51:18 pm: Quote from: nickliv on July 17, 2006, 12:46:06 pm
Bit like my avatar that one, might have to change it...
Good idea, never been quite sure about the "Wife Beater" thing - assume you're not one? - Don't answer that!
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 12:53:34 pm: Come on boys... lets see them!! :o

This ones not too bad either:
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 12:58:10 pm: This is so bang-on Fagey! I seem to remember one motor-racing journalist referring to the Probe as the Ford Penis.
Is this the thing with guys and long lenses too? ::)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Bob U on July 17, 2006, 12:59:29 pm: Here's one
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 01:02:59 pm: This is better.. keep em coming.. then we can sort a top 10 :)

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 01:04:32 pm: Try this http://www.flickr.com/photos/97986095@N00/191618782/
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 01:07:03 pm: Now i like that :o..now we have some good old southern belles with their pickup off to see montoya in NASCAR :D

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 01:08:22 pm: Wow, now I feel thin again! :)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 01:23:29 pm: and there's more!!

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Bob U on July 17, 2006, 01:40:56 pm: Andy, I think you got the same e-mail as me
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nickliv on July 17, 2006, 01:41:22 pm: Quote from: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 12:51:18 pm
Quote from: nickliv on July 17, 2006, 12:46:06 pm
Bit like my avatar that one, might have to change it...
Good idea, never been quite sure about the "Wife Beater" thing - assume you're not one? - Don't answer that!

Don't worry, I'm not.

Now then, how do you post pictures?
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 01:45:37 pm: Quote from: BOB U on July 17, 2006, 01:40:56 pm
Andy, I think you got the same e-mail as me

you mean like this one?? ;)

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: SteveZarse on July 17, 2006, 04:32:14 pm: Great thread guys, but if you're going to do a top 10 I reckon you have at least 2 categories here. Those Spitfire ads (believe it or not) actually were used - my ex-local pub in handcross had the full complement of beer coasters as well as posters above the bar (I've even seen one or two t-shirts floating around). This was around 2 years ago, and my favourite (not pictured above) is the one of Winston Churchill doing his V sign as if ordering 2 pints. Dead right btw, it is lovely beer!

So you have 2, maybe 3 categories for top tens:

Ads they dare not run
Ads they should not run, but did,
and maybe Ads that have 'improved' by a bored/disgruntled third party...
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 04:48:49 pm: Quote from: SteveZarse on July 17, 2006, 04:32:14 pm
Great thread guys, but if you're going to do a top 10 I reckon you have at least 2 categories here. Those Spitfire ads (believe it or not) actually were used - my ex-local pub in handcross had the full complement of beer coasters as well as posters above the bar (I've even seen one or two t-shirts floating around). This was around 2 years ago, and my favourite (not pictured above) is the one of Winston Churchill doing his V sign as if ordering 2 pints. Dead right btw, it is lovely beer!

So you have 2, maybe 3 categories for top tens:

Ads they dare not run
Ads they should not run, but did,
and maybe Ads that have 'improved' by a bored/disgruntled third party...

Well, you're right and your wrong, Steve. Johnnie's in the Drink and Schlossers Wagners et al didn't appear although Victoria Cross certainly did.

I sure as hell miss the beer - a regular tipple for Saturday nights in the Peacock.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 17, 2006, 04:57:01 pm: No comment re the above, I think!
Sheps also do a beach towel, bright red with the Spitfire logo and the words
"Have the Sunbeds, We're going to the Bar". I don't work for them, honest, just love that!

See also http://www.twistedshorts.net/video/scrotum.htm
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: SteveZarse on July 17, 2006, 05:27:09 pm: God bless America?

(http://www.adpunch.org/images/1jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 17, 2006, 05:30:26 pm: and voila!! another one ;)

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: SteveZarse on July 17, 2006, 05:44:17 pm: Sorry but this one really made me laugh...

(http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/Spoof%20Ad%20Album/thumbnails/shark_tampax_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: SteveZarse on July 17, 2006, 06:00:33 pm: ;D
(http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/pork-billboard-love.jpg)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Spydaman on July 17, 2006, 06:42:42 pm: A couple from years ago:

ANDREX Wipes the sh**t of your bottom and your finger won't go through.

NATWEST Students need a loan? Well f**ck off.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Petra on July 18, 2006, 12:11:17 am: I agree with Fran :) Would be really stupid if a pic of an eye is removed ;D

Here (http://www.miraen.com/humor/videos/funny_german_ad1.mpg)'s a Dutch commercial for a language learning institute. Was never released as an official ad, but did win a prize for originality in some contest or something.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:16:06 am: :-* :-* :-*

flippin heck you DfH people are good.

I reckon in a former life you were Scousers!

Lisa
:-* :-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 18, 2006, 09:13:09 am: And the Schneider beer!! ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on July 18, 2006, 09:56:22 am: Excellent Fagey - best graphic yet I reckon.
The eye is good - the Sexywebcam.com X and Erotico festival advert does lead you to expect to be looking at something else though, very clever
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 18, 2006, 10:17:40 am: this one is very arty methinks ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 18, 2006, 11:48:08 am: one for the office workers... :o
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:22:27 pm: :-* :-* :-*

Fagey

You were so born in St Ouen!

Jersey boy - through and through me thinks !

Lisa
:-* :-\
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:25:13 pm: Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:22:27 pm
:-* :-* :-*

Fagey

You were so born in St Ouen!

Jersey boy - through and through me thinks !

Lisa
:-* :-\

St Ouen >:( never... I have heard of electricity and the wheel ;)

and I think I saw you again yesterday.. outside acorn finance/ viberts ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:52:08 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:25:13 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:22:27 pm
:-* :-* :-*

Fagey

You were so born in St Ouen!

Jersey boy - through and through me thinks !

Lisa
:-* :-\

St Ouen >:( never... I have heard of electricity and the wheel ;)

and I think I saw you again yesterday.. outside acorn finance/ viberts ;D

OH MY GOD! A REAL LIFE STALKER!

Jersey is like - way too small - for that type of carry on!

Why don't you just let me know what you drive and then I can stalk you!

Love

Lisa
:-* :-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:59:44 pm: Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:52:08 pm
Quote from: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:25:13 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:22:27 pm
:-* :-* :-*

Fagey

You were so born in St Ouen!

Jersey boy - through and through me thinks !

Lisa
:-* :-\

St Ouen >:( never... I have heard of electricity and the wheel ;)

and I think I saw you again yesterday.. outside acorn finance/ viberts ;D

OH MY GOD! A REAL LIFE STALKER!

Jersey is like - way too small - for that type of carry on!

Why don't you just let me know what you drive and then I can stalk you!

Love

Lisa
:-* :-*

me..stalker ??? maybe like chris the stalker walker on his bike ;D
its a dodgy mitsu gallant estate with a little jersey flag on it.. but was clocked at 139 mph by my mates RX8 on the way to LM this year ;D ;D ;D

Andy ;)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 02:12:32 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:59:44 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:52:08 pm
Quote from: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:25:13 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:22:27 pm
:-* :-* :-*

Fagey

You were so born in St Ouen!

Jersey boy - through and through me thinks !

Lisa
:-* :-\

St Ouen >:( never... I have heard of electricity and the wheel ;)

and I think I saw you again yesterday.. outside acorn finance/ viberts ;D

OH MY GOD! A REAL LIFE STALKER!

Jersey is like - way too small - for that type of carry on!

Why don't you just let me know what you drive and then I can stalk you!

Love

Lisa
:-* :-*

me..stalker ??? maybe like chris the stalker walker on his bike ;D
its a dodgy mitsu gallant estate with a little jersey flag on it.. but was clocked at 139 mph by my mates RX8 on the way to LM this year ;D ;D ;D

Andy ;)

:-* :-* :-*

on that note I will generally avoid the New Street area for most of the day.

If you need to stalk me today I am wearing a polka dot frock between 9-5 and then mostly adopting a 'chav' look post 5pm in my Everton shirt!

Byee
Lisa
:-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Martini...LB on July 18, 2006, 03:22:06 pm: Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 02:12:32 pm
Quote from: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:59:44 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:52:08 pm
Quote from: fagey on July 18, 2006, 12:25:13 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 12:22:27 pm
:-* :-* :-*

Fagey

You were so born in St Ouen!

Jersey boy - through and through me thinks !

Lisa
:-* :-\

St Ouen >:( never... I have heard of electricity and the wheel ;)

and I think I saw you again yesterday.. outside acorn finance/ viberts ;D

OH MY GOD! A REAL LIFE STALKER!

Jersey is like - way too small - for that type of carry on!

Why don't you just let me know what you drive and then I can stalk you!

Love

Lisa
:-* :-*

me..stalker ??? maybe like chris the stalker walker on his bike ;D
its a dodgy mitsu gallant estate with a little jersey flag on it.. but was clocked at 139 mph by my mates RX8 on the way to LM this year ;D ;D ;D

Andy ;)

:-* :-* :-*

on that note I will generally avoid the New Street area for most of the day.

If you need to stalk me today I am wearing a polka dot frock between 9-5 and then mostly adopting a 'chav' look post 5pm in my Everton shirt!

Byee
Lisa
:-*

So now it's a crapaud (Jersey) dating forum...

Get a life... move to Guernsey.

>Martini...
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: neilsie on July 18, 2006, 03:55:25 pm: Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 02:12:32 pm

:-* :-* :-*

If you need me today I am wearing a polka dot frock between 9-5 and then mostly adopting a 'chav' look post 5pm in my Everton shirt!

Byee
Lisa
:-*

this is getting quite intriguing!
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 09:32:43 pm: Quote from: neilsie on July 18, 2006, 03:55:25 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 02:12:32 pm

:-* :-* :-*

If you need me today I am wearing a polka dot frock between 9-5 and then mostly adopting a 'chav' look post 5pm in my Everton shirt!

Byee
Lisa
:-*

this is getting quite intriguing!

:-* :-* :-*

Isn't it just - the thought that I am being actively stalked is weird and even stranger is the fact that I am telling said stalker what I am wearing!

Lisa
:-* :-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Martini...LB on July 19, 2006, 12:20:26 am: Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 09:32:43 pm
Quote from: neilsie on July 18, 2006, 03:55:25 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 02:12:32 pm

:-* :-* :-*

If you need me today I am wearing a polka dot frock between 9-5 and then mostly adopting a 'chav' look post 5pm in my Everton shirt!

Byee
Lisa
:-*

No underclothes then...?? :P

this is getting quite intriguing!

:-* :-* :-*

Isn't it just - the thought that I am being actively stalked is weird and even stranger is the fact that I am telling said stalker what I am wearing!

Lisa
:-* :-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 19, 2006, 09:18:34 am: me stalking!!.. nah,

just observant ;D and why would I want to move to guernsey?? smells of carrots and hay too much ;) and we got the Siam cup back ;D ;D

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: smokie on July 19, 2006, 09:22:01 am: Erm...I didn't see any eye so it went. :-\

If someone would care to repost, I will review. Or we can just move one... :)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 19, 2006, 10:12:30 am: It obviously was just in the eye of the beholder after all.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 19, 2006, 10:16:48 am: no doubt the moderators eye working overtime. Still clouded by german beer. ;)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 19, 2006, 10:18:11 am: would that be the schneider beer ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Bob U on July 19, 2006, 10:19:57 am: We know a song about this don't we?

All together now...... Smokie gets in your eyes.

Sorry
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 19, 2006, 10:24:58 am: Quote from: BOB U on July 19, 2006, 10:19:57 am
We know a song about this don't we?

All together now...... Smokie gets in your eyes.

Sorry
Ouch.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: neilsie on July 19, 2006, 11:22:44 am: Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 18, 2006, 09:32:43 pm
Quote from: neilsie on July 18, 2006, 03:55:25 pm

this is getting quite intriguing!

:-* :-* :-*

Isn't it just - the thought that I am being actively stalked is weird and even stranger is the fact that I am telling said stalker what I am wearing!

Lisa
:-* :-*

any update on today? :)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 19, 2006, 11:25:18 am: only that its bleedin hot here today ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: neilsie on July 19, 2006, 11:38:43 am: any suprise there? ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 19, 2006, 11:40:41 am: not really.. as we are in the sub tropical palm tree lined channel islands ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 19, 2006, 02:32:59 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 19, 2006, 11:40:41 am
not really.. as we are in the sub tropical palm tree lined channel islands ;D

:-* :-* :-*

Nothing to update really - I am wearing dark glasses to try and avoid Fagey and have mostly stayed within the air con of my office building - so sorry - no stalker update as such.

I will be leaving on time this evening - so I will be sure to keep my wits about me lest i spot the Gallant coming at me at warp speed.

I will be wearing underwear though so don't panic!

Byee
Lisa

:-* :-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 19, 2006, 02:42:59 pm: makes me sound like the bleedin scarlet pimpernel :'(
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 19, 2006, 03:27:20 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 19, 2006, 02:42:59 pm
makes me sound like the bleedin scarlet pimpernel :'(

:-* :-* :-*

Don't get upset Andy - if you do see me then please just say hello!

Actually - its raining now in tropical Jersey - so can I have a lift home?! I take back all I said about the Gallant!

I just wish the NSX was here :'( :'(

byee

Lisa

:-* :-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 19, 2006, 03:31:17 pm: I was going to say hi the other day but was on the way to a meeting and you were gassing :D

next time will say boo ;D

and what fun.. no car today.. just my R1 so sideways up westmount methinks 8)

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 19, 2006, 04:37:33 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 19, 2006, 03:31:17 pm
I was going to say hi the other day but was on the way to a meeting and you were gassing :D

next time will say boo ;D

and what fun.. no car today.. just my R1 so sideways up westmount methinks 8)

Andy ;D

:-* :-* :-*

tried Wesmount sideways a few times and not always in a voiture! :-X

Be careful though its a bit Damp (fnaa fnaa)

byee

Lisa
:-* :-*
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on July 19, 2006, 04:58:31 pm: I came to your lovely Island as a Kid and it rained solid for to weeks........................ just thought I'd mention it.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Bob U on July 19, 2006, 05:55:01 pm: Can anyone remember when the last time was an avatar was smoked?

Is that a ticking clock I can hear.

very artistic though
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 19, 2006, 05:58:37 pm: thought it was... hopefully get a few replies and I'll change it back tomorrow :o

Andy
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 19, 2006, 06:17:35 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 19, 2006, 05:58:37 pm
thought it was... hopefully get a few replies and I'll change it back tomorrow :o

Andy

Personally, it looks fine to me, you see more walking around the local town, its a shame they're false, but never mind. ;)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on July 19, 2006, 06:30:10 pm: Quote from: Ferrari Spider on July 19, 2006, 06:17:35 pm
Quote from: fagey on July 19, 2006, 05:58:37 pm
thought it was... hopefully get a few replies and I'll change it back tomorrow :o

Andy

Personally, it looks fine to me, you see more walking around the local town, its a shame they're false, but never mind. ;)
Yes they look a bit silonic dont they, abit more bounce needed, shame 8)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nickliv on July 19, 2006, 06:39:14 pm: Quote

Personally, it looks fine to me, you see more walking around the local town, its a shame they're false, but never mind. ;)
Quote

Which local town is that FS?

I feel a visit may be in order ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Steve Pyro on July 19, 2006, 06:45:15 pm: Quote from: BOB U on July 19, 2006, 05:55:01 pm
Can anyone remember when the last time was an avatar was smoked?

Is that a ticking clock I can hear.

very artistic though

Stand by ............

(http://www.questgraphicsdesign.com/clockanimation.gif)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 19, 2006, 06:47:02 pm: Quote from: nickliv on July 19, 2006, 06:39:14 pm
Quote

Personally, it looks fine to me, you see more walking around the local town, its a shame they're false, but never mind. ;)
Quote

Which local town is that FS?

I feel a visit may be in order ;D

Milford on Sea, very nice, very English South-Coast Holiday Town, http://www.milfordonsea.com/ :D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Martini...LB on July 19, 2006, 11:56:16 pm: Quote from: BOB U on July 19, 2006, 05:55:01 pm
Can anyone remember when the last time was an avatar was smoked?

Is that a ticking clock I can hear.

There's no 'l' in co... oops

>Martini...
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 20, 2006, 09:08:24 am: Yup.. i think man made was the gist of it.. back to normal now ;D

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 20, 2006, 10:03:44 am: Quote from: fagey on July 20, 2006, 09:08:24 am
Yup.. i think man made was the gist of it.. back to normal now ;D

Andy ;D
Phew!
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 20, 2006, 01:25:29 pm: Quote from: termietermite on July 20, 2006, 10:03:44 am
Quote from: fagey on July 20, 2006, 09:08:24 am
Yup.. i think man made was the gist of it.. back to normal now ;D

Andy ;D
Phew!

What about this one ;D ;D

keep watching it!! :o
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 20, 2006, 01:29:15 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 20, 2006, 01:25:29 pm
Quote from: termietermite on July 20, 2006, 10:03:44 am
Quote from: fagey on July 20, 2006, 09:08:24 am
Yup.. i think man made was the gist of it.. back to normal now ;D

Andy ;D
Phew!

What about this one ;D ;D

keep watching it!! :o

well done, it worked!
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 20, 2006, 01:31:59 pm: took its time and lots of effort :P

got there tho, and I think it will make people smile ;)
Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: RS2 Babe on July 20, 2006, 01:47:01 pm: Quote from: fagey on July 20, 2006, 01:31:59 pm
took its time and lots of effort :P

got there tho, and I think it will make people smile ;)
Andy ;D

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yes - made me giggle but that is not difficult at the moment! ;)

Lisa
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Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 20, 2006, 02:52:02 pm: Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 20, 2006, 01:47:01 pm
Quote from: fagey on July 20, 2006, 01:31:59 pm
took its time and lots of effort :P

got there tho, and I think it will make people smile ;)
Andy ;D

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yes - made me giggle but that is not difficult at the moment! ;)

Lisa
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piddled are we.. ???

was a nice lunch at vecchia milano..but bleedin hot..the white wine got warm too fast ;)

Andy ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: termietermite on July 20, 2006, 02:52:34 pm: Love it! :)Said that and it's gone awol. Shame :(
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Bob U on July 26, 2006, 01:13:31 pm: Just found this
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 26, 2006, 01:18:17 pm: how about this one :o
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 02:22:12 pm: Quote from: Petra on July 18, 2006, 12:11:17 am
I agree with Fran :) Would be really stupid if a pic of an eye is removed ;D

Here (http://www.miraen.com/humor/videos/funny_german_ad1.mpg)'s a Dutch commercial for a language learning institute. Was never released as an official ad, but did win a prize for originality in some contest or something.
And which stupid fücker dared to call it a GERMAN ad >:( Also someone who needs to learn hir/her languages
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Fran on July 26, 2006, 02:59:55 pm: Quote from: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 02:22:12 pm
[And which stupid fücker dared to call it a GERMAN ad >:( Also someone who needs to learn hir/her languages

I did wonder about that when I saw the yellow numberplates, but assumed a Dutch person would know the right answer!!
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Bob U on July 26, 2006, 03:05:40 pm: Quote from: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 02:22:12 pm
Quote from: Petra on July 18, 2006, 12:11:17 am
And which stupid fücker dared to call it a GERMAN ad >:( Also someone who needs to learn hir/her languages
Has the sweary filter gone off to lunch
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 03:14:11 pm: Quote from: BOB U on July 26, 2006, 03:05:40 pm
Quote from: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 02:22:12 pm
Quote from: Petra on July 18, 2006, 12:11:17 am
And which stupid fücker dared to call it a GERMAN ad >:( Also someone who needs to learn his/her languages
Has the sweary filter gone off to lunch
No, I just know how to dodge it ;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Paddy_NL on July 26, 2006, 03:41:12 pm: Fúcking f**k! ::)

;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 26, 2006, 03:42:49 pm: Quote from: Fran on July 26, 2006, 02:59:55 pm
Quote from: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 02:22:12 pm
[And which stupid fücker dared to call it a GERMAN ad >:( Also someone who needs to learn hir/her languages

I did wonder about that when I saw the yellow numberplates, but assumed a Dutch person would know the right answer!!

The NL country sticker on the back of the car sort of gives it away as from the Netherlands.

Though I find this odd as most Dutch people have a good grasp of the british speak.
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 26, 2006, 03:43:36 pm: Quote from: Paddy_NL on July 26, 2006, 03:41:12 pm
Fúcking f**k! ::)

;D

Oh f**ck, the f**cking f**ckers f**cked ;)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: fagey on July 26, 2006, 03:46:43 pm: Touche!
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Bob U on July 26, 2006, 03:50:36 pm: Quote from: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 03:14:11 pm
Quote from: BOB U on July 26, 2006, 03:05:40 pm
Quote from: LangTall on July 26, 2006, 02:22:12 pm
Quote from: Petra on July 18, 2006, 12:11:17 am
And which stupid fücker dared to call it a GERMAN ad >:( Also someone who needs to learn his/her languages
Has the sweary filter gone off to lunch
No, I just know how to dodge it ;D
The accent above the U
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nickliv on July 26, 2006, 05:34:02 pm: Where the f**k's the f**k*ng umlaut button on my f**k*ng computer?
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Paddy_NL on July 26, 2006, 05:36:48 pm: next to your fúcking enter-button! >:(

;D
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: DelBoy on July 26, 2006, 05:49:18 pm: Quote from: nickliv on July 26, 2006, 05:34:02 pm
Where the f**ck's the f**cking umlaut button on my f**cking computer?

Hold down the Alt key and enter 129

Del
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Fran on July 26, 2006, 06:23:51 pm: Potty mouths the lot of ya! ::)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Steve Pyro on July 26, 2006, 06:28:24 pm: Is it about time we brought this lesson in Anglo Saxon English to a close?

(http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/Themes/classic/images/english/admin_lock.gif)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nickliv on July 26, 2006, 06:31:18 pm: I see it more as a sort of IT tutorial.

And by IT I mean Information Technology, not IT
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Steve Pyro on July 26, 2006, 06:34:36 pm: Quote from: nickliv on July 26, 2006, 06:31:18 pm
I see it more as a sort of IT tutorial.

And by IT I mean Information Technology, not IT

Then I suggest you try this instead -

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001GU7DI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: nickliv on July 26, 2006, 06:52:47 pm: I wsih taht I had buohgt taht wehn I was lreainng to tpye ;D

Our local (very local indeed) radio station used to play an advert for a garden machinery store, at the end of the ad it said 'Open seven days a week, including Sundays' ::)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: smokie on July 27, 2006, 12:45:30 am: There are millions of ways around the swear filter (which is fairly tamely implemented). However it's there for a reason.

And while most people these days are not shocked by the f word, it's use in writing isn't impressive.

Please respect that, and save me the additional effort of having to update the banned word list (or maybe I should update the banned user list instead.....)

Thanks
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Paddy_NL on July 27, 2006, 12:49:56 am: ufck :-\
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: smokie on July 27, 2006, 01:24:09 am: Quote from: Paddy_NL on July 27, 2006, 12:49:56 am
ufck :-\

(If I remember in the morning I will remove the ban - but let that be a lesson to y'all!!!)

Ban lifted, welcome back Paddy ;)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Brad Zarse on July 27, 2006, 01:28:42 am: everyone give paddy a wave ;D

ner ner ner ner ner - naaaaaaaaughty boy

bet his companies profits will hit the roof though ;)
Title: Re: Ads they dare not run!
Post by: Stu on July 27, 2006, 01:34:12 pm: Quote from: nickliv on July 26, 2006, 05:34:02 pm
Where the f**ck's the f**cking umlaut button on my f**cking computer?

For unusual characters on a PC, go to start -> run and then type in 'charmap ' then press
Enter. Some are copy and paste and some are hold Alt and type a number on the number pad remembering to have the Num Lock enabled.