Ads they dare not run!

[Ferrari Spider]

Fúcking f**k! 

Oh f**ck, the f**cking f**ckers f**cked

[fagey]

Touche!

[Bob U]

And which stupid fücker dared to call it a GERMAN ad  Also someone who needs to learn his/her languages

Has the sweary filter gone off to lunch

No, I just know how to dodge it

The accent above the U

[nickliv]

Where the f**k's the f**k*ng umlaut button on my f**k*ng computer?

[Paddy_NL]

next to your fúcking enter-button!

[DelBoy]

Where the f**ck's the f**cking umlaut button on my f**cking computer?

Hold down the Alt key and enter 129

Del

[Fran]

Potty mouths the lot of ya! 

[Steve Pyro]

Is it about time we brought this lesson in Anglo Saxon English to a close?

[nickliv]

I see it more as a sort of IT tutorial.

And by IT I mean Information Technology, not IT

[Steve Pyro]

I see it more as a sort of IT tutorial.

And by IT I mean Information Technology, not IT

Then I suggest you try this instead -

[nickliv]

I wsih taht I had buohgt taht wehn I was lreainng to tpye

Our local (very local indeed) radio station used to play an advert for a garden machinery store, at the end of the ad it said 'Open seven days a week,  including Sundays' 

[smokie]

There are millions of ways around the swear filter (which is fairly tamely implemented). However it's there for a reason.

And while most people these days are not shocked by the f word, it's use in writing isn't impressive.

Please respect that, and save me the additional effort of having to update the banned word list (or maybe I should update the banned user list instead.....)

Thanks

[Paddy_NL]

ufck

[smokie]

ufck

(If I remember in the morning I will remove the ban - but let that be a lesson to y'all!!!)


Ban lifted, welcome back Paddy 

[Brad Zarse]

everyone give paddy a wave

ner ner ner ner ner - naaaaaaaaughty boy
bet his companies profits will hit the roof though