Club Arnage

Well I've had enough of all this sh*t so I'm off to set up my own website at www.clubarnarge.com (Del - I'll take the misspelt shirts off your hands, never one to miss an advertising op - £10 the lot and don't try to barter me up you tight fisted sod)

The new site will be a healthy mix of dwarf porn, hardcore anal fisting, paedophilia, racism, sexism, in fact anything ending in ism that offends at least one person, basic bomb-making instructions and even a Jihad corner for the Muslims. I also hope for it to operate as a legitimate front for my cocaine smuggling ring.

It will still be loosely based around Le Mans but with less car emphasis. We won't meet at the poo bar we'll meet at the sh*t bar which is basically a plank of wood that everyone shits on and then we all go away. I don't care if it's round 3 of the 1.6 Astra SRi (MK3  ;D ) Chav Cup in Anglesey it won't be on my calendar. In fact anyone caught talking about cars will be tracked down by my Psychotic Lesbian Death Squad (and I don't mean the sexy lesbians you get in porn - well maybe not your porn Andy Z - these are proper mingers, the sort that make Matt Harper look attractive) and disgusted to death.

As for merchandising, I was planning on getting a load of 2009 pull-out calendars from Big Jugs Monthly and writing Club Arnarge over the top in biro. £50 each to you and that's a steal.

As I will be the only moderator I will be far too lazy to moderate anything so feel free to post unrestrained filth until such time as we are closed down by the government or win a Yahoo web award, both being equally abhorrent and indeed likely.

Now f**k Off.

Make it www.clubfootarnage.com, include a medical advice page, and I'm in.
H

Rob, what a great idea. I look forward to submitting a formal membership proposal, together with my zoophilia DVD collection, to the committee for vetting and due consideration. And then I propose we set up a sub-committee to research the possibility of having mid-range branded leisurewear and....

erm...

Doh!  >:( :(

Perleeeze....I really thought you would have known better.  Of course, this can only happen in accordance with a constitution built from tablets of kidney stones once you have submitted the draft proposal, handwritten in triplicate, and received a vote from at least 55% of the membership by postal ballot, having previously submitted the voting form for prior approval by the "forms" sub-committee before issue. ;)

As well as "Big Jugs Monthly" as the basis for a 2009 calendar, to make the proposition more attractive to a wider audience, might we please also have the options of the "Bush Trimmers Gazette" and "Haemorrhoid Close Ups"?

MG Mark

They only did a 2ltr 8v mk3 SRI  ;)  :laugh:


Bring on Bridget The Midget :D

or www.sealclubarnarge...  a page featuring manly outdoor persuits on the ice flows of ..... places with seals I suppose.

Bring on Bridget The Midget :D

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I've got that one, its not right!

How about www.clubcarnage.com - the domain is available - and it would a a meaningful typo ;D ;D ;D

Eh? Last time I checked that domain it was a holding page. We were going to start club carnage as the late night off shoot!

A brief seach yields

"Bridget the Midget
She's 3ft9in, sucks midgets off for wine and shoots eggs from her ass"

I didn't need to read the rest of the article. That's good enough on its own.  :laugh:

wheres Andy when you need him  ::)

It's Chris Z you need. He honestly has a "thing" about them Get him to tell you about his chance encounter in Toronto with the national conference of the Little People Of America.  :o

Rob,

Count me in mate.

Is there anything that you'd like to add on this topic, (Amazing) Randy Prewitt? If I recall correctly, you once eluded to having some expertise in this area.........

Can I be a moderator please.... I want to add Pig Pens Perversion Parlour to the site... that will make peoples eyes water! 8)

Oh and has anyone got a nasty rotten Transit van, Sherpa or Bedford CF. MR Spot has a plan! :police:

Rex, I've got a "sex van" you could borrow. Hose it out after though.

Lucky Bastard.

now not available, taken.

You were sworn to secrecy!
Fat American Twat !

Robspot,if you build the site they will come. ;D

Will there be girlies with stockings and things....

>Martini... Shaking and Stirred....

Oh no spare us that!

Girls with stockings and "things"

surely there are enough sites dedicated to those fellahs with boobybits without adding another

give us girls with stockings, oh thongs even (if they have to) but no, no, no not "things"


<retreats shuddering in horror to corner for a quiet ten minutes.....>

 :o

Well, that image might have jumped into your mind but certainly not mine  ;D

Make an appointment with your analyst...

>Martini...

I start to love this thread...  ;D ;D ;D

Mr Zarse.. How strange you are familiar with the "Bang Bus" scenario ;D
I take it you are not talking about the beloved green beauty (wont tarnish her name in a thread such as this)

You obviously have another vehicle suitable for such purposes... Regularly used?

PP ;D

Werner, So am I liking this thread much better now, but then the to ing and frowing of bitching has been equaully entertaining in its own way


"Sex Van" (critic clue?)

Dont be misled, Rex are you sure Andy is not talking Dutch woman (Van) here.

Lady PP has expressed an interest in being your secretary. Good at dictation? ;)

Or if its Friday afternoon and you are feeling in a slightly more risque mood you could have this option.

Rex it looks like you over did it on the Rohypnol again!

Never have quite mastered the dosage ;)

PP, I typed 'Bang Bus' into Google!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very enlightening! How does the chaufer keep driving straight?

Leftie

Is this a tranny in a van?

Nordic, that is a VERY masculine young 'lady' there!!!!! Meat and two veg' come to mind.

That looks like my Auntie Dennis!!... or a potential recruit for the Zarse family ;D

PP

Is this Fowl enough for the site... and before we have any clever comments... its Enid, Lady PP's favourite HEN. No scope for Cock jokes.......... ;)

Bit late onto this, but can i just come along and take over as a new and unknown member ?

I do know a bit about bombs...

PP,

Has Enid joined CA then?

She has expressed an interest as she knows what fun we all have but has declined on leaving the safety of her coop as she has heard about the French attitude towards small poultry.
Beer can chicken springs to mind... check that out on google ;D

Good recomendation Rex. I will try it here before LM and then that's one nights meal sorted. Mmmmmm cooking with beer perfect for Le Mans.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-make-beer-can-chicken

I highly recommend beer can chicken, we make it all the time on the grill and in the oven.  You can even use different size cans for different birds, ex: oil can of Fosters for Turkey, small nips for cornish game hens, etc., or other types of cans besides beer (oh, did I say that?!).