Will there be a preview of the calendar once you have them though. You know, some people, myself included don't buy things without first seeing what we are buying. I know its for club funds etc, but I have already produced 3 calendars for myself for next year so would like to see whats on it before i bought a fourth calendar for next year.

You must have a spare £11 somewhere Chris?

(£11 = 2 bottles of reasonable wine in Tescos)

Does not mean he will spend it though. ;D

probably not at Tesco's wine (he'd better buy Tesco flowers :D )

£5.50 for a bottle of wine, you must be joking, £1.99p is more like it. Besides which if you ever see me in tesco's then I will probably be taking a dump through the letter box of pouring petrol through the letter box. Those bastards built on Blackburn stock car track and my hallowed Wigan Rugby League ground !

Do we have a delivery date yet ( and thanks to those involved in the envelope licking) or do we have to torch the local Tescos first

As long as we get them before we need them I'll be a happy man.

Just relax, and forget about them, then it'll be a nice surprise when they drop onto the mat.