Does anyone travel regularly on the ferries between the UK and France? Do you get strip searched for bacon!
In the year of Foot and Mouth, they couldn't be bothered, but my caravan was searched for illegal immigrants in recent years, and it carries a normal quantity of essentials, beer, wine and bacon.
Secondly, with a quarter of the population of the UK and France having Covid, will the tribunes become a Petri dish. Should I buy a Hazmat suit now?
Finally - P&O, what a mess