WTF!! The Fish on Fire?? Ignorring the practical difficulties, why set a fish on fire? They might as well call their watering hole The Dog Having It's Teeth Pulled Out Tavern? Or maybe The Gorilla With A Leg Caught In A Man Trap So It Can Have It's Hands Cut Off To Make Ashtrays Inn.
He's lost it I'm afraid, folks....
Seriously, are these the utterings of a sane, rational man?