My personal favourite, especially with one of the CA regulars now holding a shiny new category A on his licence ......
Or get a motorbike. Very fast. Very economical. Inexpensive to buy. But remember to ride safely or carry an organ donor card.
That, I believe, will be me!

No organ donor card but I've got a cider donor card, John. In the event of my death, you get my cellar of normandy cider! (which I inherited from Doris)