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« on: June 28, 2007, 05:03:49 pm » |
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Thought this might amuse some of you. I was in the dog's car and this kind lady did a U-turn in front of my car causing me to pile into the side of her new Vectra. The Subaru's plastic bumper hit her back O/S wheel and as you can see it smashed it out of whack. Closer inspection showed it had bent the axle mounts. Apparently she was lost and needed to turn around.....  The funny bit is that apparently, according to the other party, it's all my fault as I didn't see her indicate! Actually, she's wrong. I did see it, just in the split second before she pulled across me. I collected her and spun her through about 110 degrees til she was facing the way she actually wanted to go. Anyway, I'm okay apart from a stiff neck and back and more importantly the dog was unfazed too. The car is unfortunately a write off as the damage is about £2000 on a £2500 vehicle. I've had that thing years and it belonged to a pal before that  At least it wasn't the 350Zarse! |
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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Lazy B'stard
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2007, 05:10:38 pm » |
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Come on Zarse, its bound to have been your fault- you're a man! Have you learnt nothing?
Glad you're OK and at least it wasn't everyones favourite green machine involved!
Get the claim in son!
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DelBoy
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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2007, 05:17:16 pm » |
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I'm not going to let you drive MY car around again Mr Z if that's the sort of thing you do!! Seriously, glad there was no major damage to human or canine (or the other driver  ). Del |
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 06:00:26 pm » |
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Sorry to hear of your misfortune Mr. Z. Hope your neck and back problems subside quickly otherwise using the 35 oz as alternative transport will will be a right old pain.
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A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink - W.C. Fields
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JDS
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 06:17:33 pm » |
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Glad your OK. However, she should be please, not only did you turn her the way she wanted to go, it looks like you have neatly parked her out of the way too ... |
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Rusty
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2007, 08:18:46 pm » |
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Glad that you and Dave are OK.
Does the fact she is wearing a towel indicate she is of a middle eastern disposition, if so she was lucky you weren't driving a f**k*ng tank. It would also explain her crap driving.
Rusty
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« Last Edit: June 28, 2007, 09:53:48 pm by The Brethren »
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mgmark
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2007, 09:08:15 pm » |
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Glad you're ok my friend - shame about the car (yours not the other one!) and the circumstances. Having had a driveway incident in our road recently. The plonker across the road backed out of his drive into my stationary Land Rover without looking - did 1500 quids worth of damage to his Vectra and not a scratch on the Land Rover - says something about Luton's finest! But it still ended up as a 50/50 claim because there were no witnesses, other then him in his car and my missus in the Land Rover, he of course gallantly said it was all her fault and vice versa.... Good luck with the claim, MG Mark |
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Mario Andretti
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2007, 09:31:52 pm » |
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Oh Blarry hell Andy, what a sod, but as long as you and Dave are OK we are happy-ish.
Get on with hitting her insurance anyway, you have to take the offensive with this stuff or it WILL be your fault.
What happened to Mark's Landy is what happened to my Midget and its never been quite as good as before.
Give Dave an extra stroke from me, please.
And a Jumbone.
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Newcastle Dave
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2007, 10:21:49 pm » |
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Glad you are both alright - It seems its always our fault no matter what or how it happens!!!
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2007, 12:43:46 am » |
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No wonder she didn't see you, she's got a big black square obscuring her vision.
Pleased to hear that the two of you are ok. I hope the other driver isn't too bad either.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2007, 10:25:40 am » |
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About 2 weeks before Le Mans some BASTARD reversed his 17 tonner into and over the front of my beloved Alfa Bertone- Friday aft on the highstreet in front of a dozen or so taxi drivers and 2 CCTV cameras. He buggered off and I called the cops. Got a call from them last night to say that they have been unable to trace him because the recently installed £750,000 cameras won't record and the operators were changing shift at the time and saw nothing! I've been told to just forget about it and fix it myself!
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2007, 10:32:05 am » |
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Glad you're both OK. Not quite as embarassing as reversing your own Landy into your own car as Mr T did....  His comment afterwards "I'd forgotten it doesn't have parking sensors." |
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"I couldn't sleep very well last night. Some noisy buggers going around in automobiles kept me awake." Ken Miles
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2007, 10:33:15 am » |
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...... Got a call from them last night to say that they have been unable to trace him because the recently installed £750,000 cameras won't record and the operators were changing shift at the time and saw nothing! I've been told to just forget about it and fix it myself!
 ... That's terrible! I'm sorry to hear that but I truly can't understand how the local council (?) or whoever is responsible for running such a system can get away with such shoddy service - afterall, the money for these things comes for you and I as the rate paying public. I don't suppose any of the witnesses caught the registration as the Dibble can't trace it? |
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2007, 10:34:50 am » |
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About 2 weeks before Le Mans some BASTARD reversed his 17 tonner into and over the front of my beloved Alfa Bertone- Friday aft on the highstreet in front of a dozen or so taxi drivers and 2 CCTV cameras. He buggered off and I called the cops. Got a call from them last night to say that they have been unable to trace him because the recently installed £750,000 cameras won't record and the operators were changing shift at the time and saw nothing! I've been told to just forget about it and fix it myself!
That's terrible, if that happened to me I'd be heartbroken. Strange, you venture 12 inches inside a bus lane and the camera never misses, but a crime occurs whether it be a mugging or a hit and run, and nothing gets recorded. |
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2007, 11:03:13 am » |
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Makes me wonder if i should wear a stocking over my head next time i'm asked to call in and see the bank manager! Car is now repaired- took 6 hours with the hammer and dollies to get straightened out- replicating 35 year old paint has taken even longer- I can now sleep again! Wonder if it would be different if it was a pensioner that got reversed over? As for the taxi drivers, they saw nothing gov, even though they were all stood around looking at the car when I returned. Arseholes.
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