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Offline Andy Zarse

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Gimp Zarse
« on: June 22, 2005, 05:14:24 pm »
Gimp Zarse is an utter idiot. He did 24 hours in the PVC mask on saturday and sunday. Oh, and about six hours on friday too just for good measure. Here is the result, on saturday at about 6 oclock, of heat exhaustion combined with three bottles of champagne in an hour.

So hats off to Gimpy-boy then. But I doubt he will be putting in an appearance next year.
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2005, 05:17:57 pm »
Another top showing by the family Zarse, just waiting to see the tan when Steve finally removes the mask (and hearing how he explains this when he gets back to work)  ::)
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2005, 05:47:02 pm »
Highly disturbing.
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Re:Gimp Zarse
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2005, 06:22:14 pm »
Saw this chap while he was still moving - Utterly disturbing and quite rude.

Very well done though for the drinking fest...

But face it...

You'd need to be consuming high quantities to keep that performance up...

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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2005, 01:19:56 am »
Er... I was!! Why else would I wear that bl00dy mask?? Let alone those pants - I still can't get them off....

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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2005, 01:24:12 am »
Er... I was!! Why else would I wear that bl00dy mask?? Let alone those pants - I still can't get them off....

Hmmm.......now why doesn't that surprise me!!??  ::)

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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2005, 01:33:02 am »
 :-* :-* :-*

Well I thought the pants were particularly fab so why bother taking them off, ever? Also, the Gimp was lovely and my favourite person on MB!

I hope he will be about next year.

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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2005, 01:37:22 am »
It was very scary just how naturaly the mask fitted, as for the pants ****

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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2005, 01:40:52 am »
But that Airtex material....

Don't you think it just made them so stroke-able  :o :-* :-*

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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2005, 01:54:45 am »
:-* :-* :-*

Well I thought the pants were particularly fab so why bother taking them off, ever? Also, the Gimp was lovely and my favourite person on MB!

I hope he will be about next year.

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Watch out RS2 Babe, the gimp might just put in a special performance next year - just for you...

Following on from our conversation, I also have some nunchakas and a 10 year old jar of beef paste... What do you think?

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Re:Gimp Zarse
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2005, 03:25:59 am »
Hehe.

Just a little piece of advice..
I hope you're able to throw up through that thing since I'm not pretty sure it has a hole by it's mouth. Maybe this sounds a bit over concerned, but you wouldn't be the first one to choke in your own vommit. I know I would after 3 bottles of champaign within the hour!  :o ;)

Outfit is pretty neat though, you would do great in Amsterdam  :P

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Re:Gimp Zarse
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2005, 12:30:17 pm »
ITs good to see good old gimpy got home alive and didnt overheat in the mask!

Look forward to another appearence next year!

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Re:Gimp Zarse
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2005, 03:39:43 pm »
Hehe.

Just a little piece of advice..
I hope you're able to throw up through that thing since I'm not pretty sure it has a hole by it's mouth. Maybe this sounds a bit over concerned, but you wouldn't be the first one to choke in your own vommit. I know I would after 3 bottles of champaign within the hour!  :o ;)

Outfit is pretty neat though, you would do great in Amsterdam  :P
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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2005, 08:36:56 pm »
Gimp boy was also in the square friday Monsieur Zarse.

I can pick up something particularly excruciating for next year from erotic if you like.
Or I can make an appointment for him with Kat if he woukd like his genitals fried.
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2005, 09:37:11 pm »
I'm a little worried by that pic of Steve. Not the content of course, it's just that he appears to have developed a vagina.
How long was he unconscious for Andy?
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