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Re:Attention you lot....
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2005, 12:31:16 pm »
My in laws are members of the Rambling association, can someone lend me a rifle  ;D ;D ;D


What size would you like ;)

.303 was always my favourite
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Re:Attention you lot....
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2005, 01:22:29 pm »
This is a typical CA thread, what started off as a serious topic has truly turned into the funniest thread I have ever read on this forum. I have been laughing out loud for the last 10 minutes, my colleauges must think I have gone completely f*****g lulu.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re:Attention you lot....
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2005, 02:02:08 pm »
Chris, have you got any AK47's?

Those f**k*ng foxes need teaching a lesson after they offed 8 of my chickens.
The bastards got over the chicken run fence and decapitated 3 of the poor buggers and left the corpses behind.
My wife wasn't too keen on making chicken broth from them though :'(
The remainder were eviscerated, disembowelled and generally traumatised - and then left behind for me to shovel up the remains.  The foxes didn't even eat the chickens, just caused a bit of poultry mayhem.

Those that survived were deeply traumatised and had to endure a lengthy session of counselling.  Even now they're laying square eggs.

It would appear that the foxes are just as bad as the dandys in the red coats and the ramblers pushing through my laurel.  Lets shoot them all.


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Re:Attention you lot....
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2005, 02:40:21 pm »
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we've always been a taget for the white middle class god fearing f**ckers who litter the countryside in their f**cking gortex, brasher boots and cut off trousers with their little knapsack and their trekking poles - hope you trip up and break your f**cking legs, c**nts!!!!!!!!!!!!

my bike used to cause less damage than the w**k*rs who used to go hacking in fact,  most of the damage to the ridgeway, one of our longest green lanes, is by horses - ban them

Sounds like a lot of intolerant bullsh*t on this thread.
If the ramblers association are supporting this then that is wrong, but most people who walk the countryside are not members of the ramblers association.

Walkers, horse riders, trail riders and off roaders should all be able to use these lanes. In fact all of these groups help to keep these lanes open by using them. Many endurance horse riding groups use trail riders to mark the routes for their events and contribute to the coffers of the TRF in return.

Slagging each other off, what an excellent way of letting the government get their way. Divide and rule, works every time.

Come on guys,  most of the Le Mans regulars I have met over the years have more intelligence than this.

Oh and by the way, Brasher boots are great for the miles of waking you do at Le Mans, especially if it p*sses down.

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Re:Attention you lot....
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2005, 11:44:30 pm »
.303 will do for me too...
Good old number four rifle please.

Brasher boots? Sounds a bit technical to me all the miles of walking I do at Le Mans is in easy draining hiking sandalettes (Clarks thangs) so the water they keep threatening won't sit and give me trench foot. I expect they'll last another year...

BobU, this is the bestest site for random thought generating threads on the internet. I have managed to keep the office I have been allowed to work in in stitches for weeks on the strength of the Jokes thread. (Working indoors while waiting for a knee op)

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Re:Attention you lot....
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2005, 12:03:50 pm »
.303 will do for me too...
Good old number four rifle please.


Mr L. Enfield always made exceedingly good rifles.

Was actually thinking about my real favourite, made by Mr. Bren 8) 8)
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