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Offline crackit

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Le Mans Virgin
« on: October 31, 2009, 11:43:52 pm »
Hi,

2009 was my first LM, but will not be my last.
Don't mind admitting on the ferry home i shed a tear or two (mainly at the state some people get them selve's into)!
Will be there next year. The girlfriend wanted to go next year. I told her firmly, but nicely that LM was not the place for someone who took 2 hour's to get ready for the cinema. Now she's an ex-girlfriend. Obviously did'nt like the thought of me enjoying myself! That would never do, a man enjoying himself with no woman to critiscise him for not putting the toilet seat down or replacing the top on the milk. 
Went with some sound chap's who i had never seen/met before, but who made me very welcome. Was amazed at how ingenious they were. Even had satelite tv for watching LM, Settee. 3 fridges and 1 freezer for the beer. BBQ and light show.
Was surprised how many people went with million watt stereos but never went to the race! Why? They were just  irritating, Like mosquito's or piles.
Been to many Motoring events, GP's, Historic racing, Touring cars, banger racing all sorts. But when you stand at the side of the Mulsanne staight at 3am Listening for the Aston Martins, seeing the brake discs glowing as they slow down. There is only one word for it, amazing. I will be back.
Crackit.

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 09:11:59 am »
 ???  ???  ???  ???

That's just too obtuse, even for you Peter.
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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 05:44:13 pm »
???  ???  ???  ???

That's just too obtuse, even for you Peter.

robspot, you're so square, get with it.

Robspot

when you have got this translated I hope you will post a copy here

Peter

how you doing sirrah?

and Crackit

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 06:00:52 pm »
Sounds quite Armstrong and Miller to me.....

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 09:13:19 am »
???  ???  ???  ???

That's just too obtuse, even for you Peter.

robspot, you're so square, get with it.

Robspot

when you have got this translated I hope you will post a copy here



I tried putting it into Babel Fish but it just came back with question marks ;D
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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 10:17:36 am »
Welcome Crakit
And Peter that was just brilliant Blood.
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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2009, 11:38:59 am »
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2009, 11:51:00 am »
Morning bloods,

bigz to crackit, welcome toz da posse

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2009, 02:32:11 pm »
I'm obviously missing something here???

Anyway, "welcome" Crackit.
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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2009, 08:02:26 pm »
wheres the Gimp to take the newbie  ???

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2009, 08:31:29 pm »
isn't it?

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2009, 02:48:06 am »
wheres the Gimp to take the newbie  ???
Dont start being rude... blood! To the toilets obviously!!
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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2009, 07:59:19 pm »
True that.

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2009, 01:36:16 am »
Welcome Crackit

Im afraid to tell you that there are quite a few ladeeez that go to LM with the CA crew and we also take hours to get ready, if only i knew how to attach a picture you could see us fully made up ready for the pit lane walk  ;D gawwgus we looked!!  ;D

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Re: Le Mans Virgin
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2009, 11:21:59 am »
There you go Weena, done it for you.
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