Welcome Crackit
Im afraid to tell you that there are quite a few ladeeez that go to LM with the CA crew and we also take hours to get ready, if only i knew how to attach a picture you could see us fully made up ready for the pit lane walk 
gawwgus we looked!!
The melans
I have been to Le-Mans and other do's with Club Arnage countless times. I can honestly say, I've never seen a true Lady there.
Weena is about as close as we get I'm afraid.....
oi f**kball, thank your lucky stars Deirdre doesn't read this forum...well not often, hope your balls are well attached. Weena is a Lady, but I'm sure she is well able to deal with the likes of you. 
Just remember us people on sick notes from matron, unable to travel and mix with people.
Now that is a very fair point - Made in a slightly scary manner, but no matter - I'd completely forgotten that Deirdrie was indeed on hand last time I was in Le-Mans - unfortunately that weekend, I did my best impression of a drunk newt, and had completely forgotten.
I would like to re-engineer that statement. In my whole time going to Le-Mans I have only ever seen ONE lady....and she was married to Peter. The rest are all Melans....mainly - and as Weena says - we only allow them to come so that we don't have to wash up, and have someone pretty to look at sat quietly in the corner
Where DID I put the photo of the black pudding, and the Grundon bin?? >
And Peter - Deal with me?? Last time we went out she nearly killed me!!
