What's the place next to the FoF like Matt?
La Quinta? I've never stayed there, (obviously), but I suspect the quality of the amenities increases in direct proportion to the amount of Beer on Fire you consume.
Seriously, It's a budget motel, so don't expect the Ritz. I know Hardpoint and Chop stayed there a couple of years ago, so they might give you a better review.
If it will help, I'll scoot down there and see if I can get you a room rate - but as already stated, you are more than welcome to stay at my place, if you can hack being snarled at by the dog....
Let me know