Wher the fluck are u Chris

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Gab, be careful you know that you have been sworn never to reveal the true meaninig of the famous low flyer, as you are now a full member of the Bull Moose's ( sorry Phil ) it is your obligation to initiate Lemons virgins into this sect, we require at least three virgins for our yearly Tuesday night meeting , that will be held on Wednesday this year as we are all going on the piss in Arnarge on the Tuesday.
Do you think the farmer will lend us his donkey again this year?
 

[gab]

Do you think the farmer will lend us his donkey again this year?
 

Brian, I think that farmer would be real grateful  if we took his donkey away again this year. Remember the smile on the donkeys face when we returned him? We gotta make sure we get to the farmer before Powermite and the Wanc`s arrive. Last year while pedalling our way to shopping in Arnage, I personally witnessed the flirtatious behavior of PM and the hee-haws of excitement from the donkey as they saw each other again. I`m not sure but I think somethings been going on between the two of them!

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Do you think the farmer will lend us his donkey again this year?
 

Brian, I think that farmer would be real grateful  if we took his donkey away again this year. Remember the smile on the donkeys face when we returned him? We gotta make sure we get to the farmer before Powermite and the Wanc`s arrive. Last year while pedalling our way to shopping in Arnage, I personally witnessed the flirtatious behavior of PM and the hee-haws of excitement from the donkey as they saw each other again. I`m not sure but I think somethings been going on between the two of them!

Gab, always knew that that donkey was a bit of a slapper, we are arriving Sunday so may be in with a chance of getting to it before PM and crew.
Did you get my PM.
Brian.

[Paulathedrooler]

Gab, if Jayne and I make it this year you better bring 10 crates with you in that cute little van of yours.
Paula. xxxxx

[gab]

...Paula, if you, Jane, and that Fish and Chips jitney show up, I`ll have 10 crates for each of you .

[saveloy]

Brian. I know some virgins, at least they were after they had the operation, will they do

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

All donations greatly received Sav, as long as you have performed the operation I think we will be ok ;Dthe smiles are just to p*ss Giberish off

[saveloy]

  like this

[Andy Zarse]

He will be annoyed when he finds out.

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[Andy Zarse]

I hope he gets his computer fixed

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[Andy Zarse]

Or he could be for the drop!

Hari Kari style.

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[BigH]

Low Flyers?
Did I have any Brian? I'm sure I remember arriving at your place more times than leaving it, so maybe they were more like Lowbrow Flyers you were giving me.
This year I'm adopting the commando style crawl back to my tent, I reckon I still have somebody's guide ropes wrapped around my bollocks.
Sav, are you bringing along your collection of hymens then?
H

[saveloy]

 I have a jar full of hymens. pickled in formaldehyde, all sizes ready to fit H and a way for you to find your home

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Low Flyers?
Did I have any Brian? I'm sure I remember arriving at your place more times than leaving it, so maybe they were more like Lowbrow Flyers you were giving me.
This year I'm adopting the commando style crawl back to my tent, I reckon I still have somebody's guide ropes wrapped around my bollocks.
Sav, are you bringing along your collection of hymens then?
H

H you did sample the old Low Flyer's, you may still have somebody's guide ropes wrapped round your privates, but you don't have that great  hat, how much did you sell it for and did you give it's owner a share.
Up the station.
Brian.

[gibberish]

;Dthe smiles are just to p*ss Giberish off

Thanks Brian, only just caught up with this thread.  Don't know what happened, but it's all Ok now