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poison dwarf mugged
« on: November 26, 2010, 12:37:52 pm »
berni mugged
just seen on bbc news.who can it be?has he upset anyone?the plot thickens.
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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2010, 01:39:52 pm »
berni mugged
just seen on bbc news.who can it be?has he upset anyone?the plot thickens.

Revenge, after all the years he has mugged everyone  ;D
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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2010, 02:02:45 pm »
berni mugged
Are you sure he hadn't had a night out with Max's friends
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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 02:09:06 pm »
max friends.paid associates more like.
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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2010, 10:11:43 pm »
The 'jewellery theft' was just a cover for a well deserved kicking.
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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2010, 11:49:03 am »
The 'jewellery theft' was just a cover for a well deserved kicking.
Well deserved, right??  ::)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Nov/Week4/15834726.jpg

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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2010, 01:16:03 pm »
The 'jewellery theft' was just a cover for a well deserved kicking.
Well deserved, right??  ::)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Nov/Week4/15834726.jpg

Looks like I need to take my tongue out of my cheek.
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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2010, 01:48:50 pm »
At least Bernie's sense of humour didn't suffer from the mugging  ;)

He joked about his watch from Hublot, an F1 sponsor.
“If I had worn my Tag Heuer they probably wouldn’t have bothered”

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/214041/I-got-a-whacking-says-Bernie-Ecclestone

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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2010, 10:01:21 pm »
Scum that would do that to an old man deserve reducing to pig swill

whether you like him or "his" version of Formula 1

or Formula 1 anyway

there can be no justification for that they are worse than animals

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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2010, 11:32:56 am »
The 'jewellery theft' was just a cover for a well deserved kicking.
Well deserved, right??  ::)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Nov/Week4/15834726.jpg

Looks like I need to take my tongue out of my cheek.

Bernie's turn, he's been mugging other people for fifty-odd years...

OTOH, that could have been anyone's grandad, hope they catch the bastards and they get a proper sentence, possibly watching reruns of boring GP races.

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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 04:34:23 pm »
Sniff petrol exclusive Police ID Line up

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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 06:44:06 pm »
i reckon the jumper salesman did it.rest of pics made me laff.
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Re: poison dwarf mugged
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 08:16:54 am »
I'll bet Button and his father had a laugh, given Bernie's comments about their situation in Rio.

The problem was getting someone else's foot in his mouth alongside his own.
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