Sav, someone's being swapping the keys around on your keyboard again. Either that, or your'e using the well tried, usually late night technique, of keeping the right hand over the left eye while jabbing at the keys with the left index finger.
Never mind the Czechs and Germans, what about about some decent French beer? When in Rome and all that.
Although, what is it with French breweries and additives? Whiskey, colours and fruit flavours to name a few. One year we tried to drink a bottle of every colour we could find, red, blue, white etc, but only succeeded in a spectacular tummy upset in the region of Clermont Ferrand.
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