Your Lordship,
I know you usually pay your minions to "lurk" for you but if you are by chance reading this, then this is just to confirm the MB posse will be arriving in your hometown as scheduled next Wednesday evening for the aforementioned 2004 virgins approval.
We are, needless to say, moist with anticipation.
Yours with a crusty gusset and a wench on each arm,
Sir Rickmeister of Lincolnshire
