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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2011, 12:31:05 am »
Yes, my baby's due date, is PRECISELY the 15th June 2012.

Impressive.  ;D  Congratulations to you both.
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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2011, 02:05:33 pm »
First child?

It'll be late.

Plenty of time for LM.  Trust me  ;)

Our 1st 2 were 15 days & 14 days late.  Both had to be forcibly evicted.

Number 3 was 'only' 7 days late, but at least he came out if his own free will.

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2011, 02:08:23 am »
Oh no....this is my child....it won't be late - it'll be spot on, the most awkward timing possible - it can only be that way.....

Sadly, even if there is time, I can't cope with the hassle I'd get - even if she promised me no comeback, no consequences, etc, I'd still not go....on the one hand, I know she'd be lying - and on the other, I wanna meet my child! I couldn't bear it if I wasn't there!

That said, She did turn around  the other day and have a ten minute conversation about my going to LM in 2012 - it was great - she was saying how good it would be for me after the stress of the birth etc - on and on she went...... The conversation ended with "of course, I'll have left you by the time you get back, but you crack on".....Seriously, Pregnant/hormone pumped women are like normal women, with more aggression, sarcasm and violence built in.....


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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2011, 12:35:12 am »
can i run the club now as my mrs will not be expecting any time around June i can tell you that now!

Well done Brad  ;D

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2011, 10:01:30 am »
......my mrs will not be expecting any time around June ......

You will have to come up with some other feeble excuse for your annual non-attendance next year in that case!!

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2011, 10:56:22 am »
Maybe suggest a 'camping holiday' in July 2013. Then make a mistake when booking the ferry.

In all seriousness there are gites/château available within striking distance of Le Mans and the area is pretty nice if you head further south, make it a family holiday with benefits. You may have to coax in-laws or the such to go as well to provide cover.
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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2011, 12:15:23 pm »
Let just wait till the sprog pops out, and then help Brad his vacation for 2013, because then we will know in how far he needs our good intended idea's. ;)

Not sure whether I already said so Brad, but many congratulations. This will defenitly be a lifechanger, but doesn't mean you can't act stupid once in a while. ;)

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2011, 04:20:29 pm »
Yes Brad next year is out for you and me, but for following years we will have to look at all going over on a Eurocamp deal and leaving the Girls and Sprogs at the campsite while the "Boys" escape to La Sarthe  ;). We will return   ;D

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2011, 07:12:36 pm »
Airtrack or someone is missing a trick. A spa break close enough to Le Mans to be able to attend while your partner enjoys a weekend of pampering!

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2011, 12:55:11 am »
......my mrs will not be expecting any time around June ......

You will have to come up with some other feeble excuse for your annual non-attendance next year in that case!!

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2012, 12:06:19 am »
My son was born 11 years ago in September. He doesn't forgive me for missing his birthdays due to Spa and Nürburgring trips. He came to LM last year and was a great companion, didn't say a word to his mum either. He's definitely up for 2012!
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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2012, 03:38:35 pm »
Hmmm............ just "found out" that my wife has her 40th birthday on the 15. june............. :o

maybe she even has a birthday that time of year every year?

Well as she did not mind me going the last 7 years, why should this year be different ???

So tickets booked and campsite reserved  :D

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Re: Important warning for all MALE attendees of Le-Mans
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2012, 06:00:44 pm »
......my mrs will not be expecting any time around June ......

You will have to come up with some other feeble excuse for your annual non-attendance next year in that case!!

:)

Well put Fran ;D

......my mrs will not be expecting any time around June ......

You will have to come up with some other feeble excuse for your annual non-attendance next year in that case!!

:)
house buying hopefully this year

Kev, so have you moved in yet you did say you were buying a house last year, Maybe we can have the Northern meet round yours then? ;D