Some suggestions

[nickliv]

Thatcher felching biggins does it for me.

[Andy Zarse]

Paula the drooler, much to nice for Kev.

Where's Petrolslut aka Victoria gone, now that woman scared me

I speak to her now and then Barry, she's fine. Fine but pregnant!!  So that'll be her and Bird with babbys now. No more Le Mans for a while I reckon. 

[Kev_mk3]

Kev, if you thought being drugged and bummed by puffs in Cheshire was a bad deal, then you ain't experienced anything til Paula's had her grubby mits on you. Get your head right, and open your mind to all possibilities. I'll bring some blue pills, you'll need them.

if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down 

Have you tried giving it a sharp crack on the head with a soup ladle? That normally works a treat.

remember - just drugged me last time 

[Bondi Babe]

G'Day Brian,

how are all you luverly boyz?

It seems a lifetime since Paula and I were enjoying the pleasures of your campsite.

Love to you all, .Marguerite XXX

[Kev_mk3]

oh dear 

[nopanic - neil]

oh dear 

Kev - seems to be getting worried!   

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

[MIKE C (Liverpool Boys)]

Brian,
It will take more than a crack over the head with a soup ladle, if Kev get an eye full of Bondi. From what I've been told she's a bit of a stunner.

[Kev_mk3]

oh dear 

Kev - seems to be getting worried!   

oh yes 

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

4th Lemans for me 1st with CA tho

Brian,
It will take more than a crack over the head with a soup ladle, if Kev get an eye full of Bondi. From what I've been told she's a bit of a stunner.

to true 

[Bondi Babe]

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

Bonzer Brian,

Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where

[Kev_mk3]

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

Bonzer Brian,

Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where

*disclaimer* no one best go near my backside

[Andy Zarse]

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

Bonzer Brian,

Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where

*disclaimer* no one best go near my backside

They won't Kev, not once they learn you've had puffs up there. 

Oh and hiya Bondi, send my love to Paula will ya, LM ain't the same without you twos and Felix, I wonder what happened to him? Deep fried in his own batter probably. You know I still reckon that Paula's kid belongs to one of the Zarse boys... but which one is the question...

[Kev_mk3]

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

Bonzer Brian,

Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where

*disclaimer* no one best go near my backside

They won't Kev, not once they learn you've had puffs up there. 

Oh and hiya Bondi, send my love to Paula will ya, LM ain't the same without you twos and Felix, I wonder what happened to him? Deep fried in his own batter probably. You know I still reckon that Paula's kid belongs to one of the Zarse boys... but which one is the question...

£10 on yourself 

[Andy Zarse]

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

Bonzer Brian,

Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where

*disclaimer* no one best go near my backside

They won't Kev, not once they learn you've had puffs up there. 

Oh and hiya Bondi, send my love to Paula will ya, LM ain't the same without you twos and Felix, I wonder what happened to him? Deep fried in his own batter probably. You know I still reckon that Paula's kid belongs to one of the Zarse boys... but which one is the question...

£10 on yourself 

Nope not me, I never had any dealings with her, she frightens me too much. She is a big woman. Attractive but BIG in every sense and she gets way out of control! Do not approach her if you know what's good for you, many is the fool on here who's been HAD by her. 

[Doris]

Nope not me, I never had any dealings with her, she frightens me too much. She is a big woman. Attractive but BIG in every sense and she gets way out of control! Do not approach her if you know what's good for you, many is the fool on here who's been HAD by her. 

Why am I suddenly reminded of a story a n other Zarse told me once? 

Dx