:-*In best Leslie Philips accent, fiddles with moustache:
"Hellooo! Ding dong! I say! What are a couple of divine creatures such as you two doing at a frightful motor race? More Champagne?"
The reaction from some correspondents on this forum, who frankly should know better, has been little short of amazing! Although I think Smokie redeemed himself with the magazine comment.
But generally, it's been like a verbal Carry On film. All cos a couple girls want to spend a weekend camping. Really gents, get a grip. As the late great Syd James would say on seeing the innocent young Barbara Windsor character come mincing into the campsite..... Pphhwwwooorrrr!!
Now if only we could all find an event only women go to....