It's turned out quite a sorry affair hasn't it. My thoughts....
Why has the magazine not helped out?
Surely, having an iconic car on the cover and featured within is pretty essential to the continuing success of a magazine? They are in the business of driving some very valuable cars, surely they have some measures in place for when it all goes wrong? So they call up a driver, send him to test a car in order to provide content, car breaks, magazine runs away and leaves jobbing journo with a big problem? Is this magazine not owned by a big (and wealthy) publishing house?
What's in it for Piper?
One of the reasons I no longer buy Octane. Pay your £4-5 per magazine and it's just one big advert. Always some old racecar that was running sh*t on the day, a few tracking shots at a damp Donnington followed by a badly researched and inaccurate side piece on the history of the car. Article usually ends with 'Car to be sold at Sotherby's Monaco sale next month est £2.2m'.
You see the same car in several magazines over the following month. Result is the featured car usually sells way above its estimate. The magazines just become glorified (and expensive) auction catalogues.
Also, the seller makes more than expected because of the publicity and exposure. Surely the cost of a engine rebuild would be soaked up by the additional profit generated from this publicity? Plus, if I were fortunate enough to blow £2-3 million on a race car I would expect it to have a fresh engine and box at least.
Poor Mr Hales?
I saw this car at Le Mans Classic. I wasn't driving it because I have no money. Talent isn't a requirement it seems (I think piss poor driving is just as important as cash at LMC these days). Mr Piper makes money from his cars being at these events, and makes money by whoring them out to chinless wonders with too much money. Mr Hales makes money from driving them.
Now correct me if I'm being a tad thick, but surely hooning a 40 year old car around a wet track surrounded by millions of fragile old tin is quite risky? There's a fair chance it will end with someone losing some money somewhere. It's the nature of the game is it not.
Those Porsches were notorious for the engines blowing when over revved even when new, the passage of time has not changed anything. At some point milk will be spilled.
So who foots the bill?
Mr Piper. You let people drive your expensive cars for your own personal gain. You get the prestige, the attention and your car goes up in value whilst we watch. Do you expect us to feel sorry for you when your toy breaks? The car is an asset of your business. It will break now and then so budget for it to be fixed. Simple.
Mr Hales. You get to drive other people's expensive cars for financial gain. Yes you get paid to drive iconic cars at the worlds greatest circuit. I would quite like to do your job, but I don't because I don't want to lose everything when it all goes wrong. It's your choice. Motor racing has never been a poor mans sport and there's no such thing as a free meal. You race, you'd etter have deep pockets!
Octane magazine. You started out so well but it all got a bit sh*t when you started wanking over £9000 watches. Looks like you shaft your contributors now. I'm astonished that they do not cover all eventualities.
To sum up, if I were the judge at this case, I would have called both parties forward and then smack their f**k*ng heads together and tell them to f**k the hell out of my courtroom. If you can't afford to play with your toys properly then don't play with them.