Wedding table names.

[mike(liverpool boys)]

Needing ideas for humorous names for the tables at the wedding? I know there's a few comical characters around here so answers on a postcard please.

[Lawnmower Man]

Well it depends on your humour. :-)

You have Table types:-
Coffee
Bedside
Billiard
Dining
Kitchen
Picnic
Trestle
Drop Leaf
Card
Gate Leg
Side

From School:-
Mathamatical 
2 times
3 times
4 times
etc.
Multiplication
Log

Information:-
Tide
Time

Miscellaneous:-

League
Performance
National Insurance

Water



t.

[geoffd]

Personally I'd use either circuit names or corner names from LM, if you have to name the tables at all that is.  But... whatever you do on the naming front will upset/annoy someone of course, probably the Bride

[Barry]

Be truthful.

Family I like
Family I don't want to talk to
In laws family I like
Ones I don't want to talk to.
Embarrassing uncles/aunts and weird cousins who will probably end up on Crimewatch.
Hot women.
Piss-heads, that's the table nearest the bar and bogs.
Children, preferably in another room.

And of course the classiest table in the room, Club Arnage members.

Oh to be so brave.  

I am so glad my wedding was a long time ago.