Bike rental service

[Steve Pyro]

Sounds good.  Since the demise of the 'female entertainment' in the funfair, we need something to take our minds off cars and beer !

[jpchenet]

Everyones always welcome to our "cinema" during the weekend. Only a 14" colour TV/Video combi but excellent quality p*rn!!

[Steve Pyro]

Everyones always welcome to our "cinema" during the weekend. Only a 14" colour TV/Video combi but excellent quality p*rn!!

How many bleery eyed blokes can you get around that ?

[jpchenet]

You'd be surprised Steve. Just ask Stu how quick his mate Trev managed to move with his ad ankle when he spotted it from 40 feet away!!

I have to also applaud the integrity of everyone we have ever camped with. Most nights for the last three years we have left someone watching it when we've "retired" back to our tents and asked them to lock the TV away in the back of one of our cars when they've finished and it has always been safely stored away.

All except once that it on Expo in 2002. And that was only because he was still there watching it when we woke up!!!  

[Steve Pyro]

And that was only because he was still there watching it when we woke up!!!  

Maybe he didn't dare move because he was playing tents  

[Rhino]

Or too exhausted to move

[jpchenet]

Gilles!!  Have you had a chance to look into this yet??  

[Gilles]

What do you want I look around ? bicycle, scooter, porn, men's leisures,... ??

[Steve Pyro]

What do you want I look around ? bicycle, scooter, porn, men's leisures,... ??

second hand Commers ??

[Ruptured Duck Motorsport]

What do you want I look around ? bicycle, scooter, porn, men's leisures,... ??

second hand Commers ??

Steve, you are a sick man, get help.  

[Gilles]

What do you want I look around ? bicycle, scooter, porn, men's leisures,... ??

second hand Commers ??

I can find second or third-hand Bedford or Transit which are quite common in continental Europe  

[BigH]

Gilles, perhaps some of the MB boys might like to rent some of these:

http://www.potties.com/adult.htm

H

[jpchenet]

I can see them now, dozens of campers walking across to the bin with their little plastic bag.

Whatever you do......don't put your tent near the bins!!!

[BigH]

JP, note that the ad suggests a safe working load of 200lb!!!
Jesus! that's going some, you'd need a curry and a half to meet the manufacturers specification alright.
H

[jpchenet]

Or a Tartiflette, a Grand Marnier Crepe, a Croque Monsieur and a bottle of Grimbergen.  

Also, it states that your unit will always be clean as you can use normal kitchen waste bags.  A white swing bin liner carrying 200lbs of your finest to the local depository.....yeah.