Genuine contestants' answers from the ITV game show Family Fortunes We asked one hundred people to name...
A famous Scotsman
Vinny Jones
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse
A jacket potato topping
Jam
A food that can be brown or white
Potatoes
A sign of the zodiac
April
A job a working dog does
Slave
Something with a hole in it
A window
Something people might be allergic to
Skiing
A type of record
Floppy disc
Something associated with pigs
The police
A non-living object with legs
A plant
A domestic animal
Leopard
Something red
My cardigan
A kind of ache (To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman)
Filet-o-fish
A food that can be easily eaten without chewing
Err...chips?
Something you beat
An apple
A dangerous race (i.e. Indy 500 or something)
The Arabs
A number you have to memorise
Seven
Some famous brothers
Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath
Water
Something you put on walls
Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
A famous Royal
Mail
Something slippery
A con-man
A way of cooking fish
Cod
A form of transport you can walk around in
My foot
A method of securing your home
Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed
Sleep
Something a cat does
Goes to the toilet
The last thing you take off before going to bed
Your feet
Something that makes you scream
A squirrel
Something you have with coffee
The Sunday Sport
Something with a red light on it
A Dalek
Something you open other than a door
Your bowels
Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar
Name something you wear on the beach
A deckchair
Name a famous bridge
The bridge over troubled waters