Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up;-
Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sh*g him."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside.
She asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was
just too embarrassed to say".
