I own a pet badger named Kumkwat. I keep him in an old washing machine in the garden. He loves to look through the porthole glass and it has its own wheel, he likes the slow wash cycle best. He eats toast, nougat and biscuits, plain of course as chocolate is poisonous to badgers. He is morbidly obese. I used to have a weasel but he was no good. He chewed up my Kensitas and bit my finger once too often so I had to stamp on him.