Prologue

[Lazy B'stard]

Well then, what do we make of that?

Toyota and Alpine in cahoots to conspire against the already hobbled LMP2 cars, or is Hypercar just as pants as we thought it would be? Will the ACO be BOPing before the weekend or will the Toyota's suddenly find more speed and zoom off into another tedious victory?

Maybe its not a bad year to miss the race after all? Anyone fancy getting into 24hr Lawnmower Racing? Why does everything turn to sh*t as soon as the FIA get a hand in matters?

Questions, Questions. What do you think?

[Truck]

Having watched some of the race, Toyota and Alpine had got rid of enough of their sandbags.

The bit I don't understand, is that they've restricted the LMP2s more, but the LMP1s, sorry Hypercars, are only just quicker - slower in the corners, but faster on the long straights, bit like a GT1, if you remember those