Author Topic: DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions  (Read 3740 times)

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DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« on: January 20, 2004, 12:12:00 pm »
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Re:DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2004, 12:44:19 pm »
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WHY??????

Wonderful! ;D   The following phrases/words spring to mind in no particular order - misguided, financially-challenged, bad taste, idiotic, individualist, over-active imagination (or thyroid or something), technically unsound

........for starters  ::)
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Re:DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2004, 01:02:57 pm »
The guy who built this one is one was obviously taken on as the chief styling designer for the new Roller....



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Re:DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2004, 02:06:06 pm »
WHY??????

Should be strung up bu his go*ads until he dies slowly and painfully
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Re:DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2004, 11:37:27 pm »
Isnt this the point where some annoying voice comes up and says

                 "And That'll be the Daewoo"



does the owner live in Cleethorpe ??
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Re:DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2004, 11:44:02 pm »
It's the money thats spent. I remember some lad saying he had spent over £32,000 on his hot citroen saxo.
I mean he could have bought a proper car like an e type.
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Re:DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2004, 02:48:17 pm »
It's the money thats spent. I remember some lad saying he had spent over £32,000 on his hot citroen saxo.

Lad's mags like Max Power and it's clones are the route of this.  I'm sure a lot of their readers don't know what rear wheel drive and carburettors are (let alone spell it!)

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Re:DR Bookmarks: Micra Jag & Other Abortions
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2004, 05:27:50 pm »
This looks like a UK version of www.beaterz.com - I love this stuff!
Beaterz is good because the site host's stinging critique provokes all kinds of hate mail from the 'ricers' who do this to their cars - which is published on the site. It's ace.
I really like the chrome pipes that are glued to the bonnet of the Pug 405 - I wonder where I can get some?
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