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Offline Ruptured Duck Motorsport

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Bit of a spotter
« on: January 22, 2004, 10:23:03 am »
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Someone with WAAAAAAY too much time on their hands
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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2004, 10:41:17 am »
That is sad, but what is that in the cargo net, looks like a sub machine gun. whaaaat.
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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2004, 10:47:02 am »
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That is sad, but what is that in the cargo net, looks like a sub machine gun

Indeed, but is probably about as effective as the computer (pocket calculator) sitting in the hands-free mount on the dashboard...or the side-mounted machine gun that has at the rear of it what looks remarkably like a workshop inspection lamp !

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Someone with WAAAAAAY too much time on their hands

Not just too much time - an over-active imagination and the need for a life - mind you he obviously doesn't have enough money - if you're going to do that sort of thing you do it propoerly with a proprietary anti-gravity device from Halfords......
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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2004, 12:24:24 pm »
All he needs now is Natalie Portman for his "co-pilot"!!

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2004, 02:14:45 pm »
You didn't say that there helpful advice like:

"In planning a good new Star Wars look for your car, the first thing you need to do is select a good ship. You should pick something that has lines which are similar to your vehicle, or it won't work. (For example, don't do something silly like trying to get a VW Bug to look like a Star Destroyer.) Look for similar shapes and angles."

and - ohmigod - you didn't say that there was more than one of them...........http://www.roadsquadron.com/main.html

or that you have to fill in a questionnaire to get your car and you accepted.........

What ship is your car based on? (Include time frame, if appropriate.)
What day did you finish painting your car, initially? (1st set of distinctive markings completed)
Car's Make/Model:
What have you done to your car so far?
Do you have any further plans for your vehicle?

Would you be interested in doing a write-up about the entire process?

If you have any, please attach pictures of you (preferably in Star Wars garb), pictures of your car from various angles, and any test images you may have done in the planning phaze.


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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2004, 02:16:32 pm »
All he needs now is Natalie Portman for his "co-pilot"!!

 ;D


And will she then be using the device located to the right of the calculator? Perfectly ribbed for that extra sensation ;)
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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2004, 02:27:44 pm »
All he needs now is Natalie Portman for his "co-pilot"!!

 ;D


Wrong, I need Natalie as MY co-pilot (sorry Nick, but you have to have priorities)
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Bit of a spotter" the title for this thread, isn't it? Is that how you spell tosser? I dunno about Han Solo, reckon he will be All Solo, for the rest of time...

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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2004, 03:02:29 pm »
I dunno about Han Solo, reckon he will be All Solo, for the rest of time...

Marvellous!!!! Or even "Hand Solo"!!  ;D Wonder if he still lives with his mummy?

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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2004, 03:06:40 pm »
Oh jeeeezz!!! Just checked out the main page - have you seen the other vehicles in the "Road Squadron"???

Check out the Darth Maul Van and the Darth Maul Rig and payload!!!

Here is all the evidence necessary to legalise euthanasia!!

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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2004, 03:16:23 pm »
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Oh jeeeezz!!! Just checked out the main page - have you seen the other vehicles in the "Road Squadron"???

Oh yes - I particularly like the Volvo .............
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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2004, 03:24:02 pm »
And will she then be using the device located to the right of the calculator? Perfectly ribbed for that extra sensation ;)

I believe that is supposed to be a handily positioned light sabre for those inevitable attacks from frightened normal people when this eedjat stops at traffic lights!

Mind you, thinking further down the line on this one, could make a pretty nifty personal massager, wonder what sort of attachments you'd get for them in the future?

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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2004, 04:09:19 pm »
Here is all the evidence necessary to legalise euthanasia!!

No, sorry Rick, that would be far too good for them.  Ridiculed to death should be the preferred method  ;D
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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2004, 11:14:33 pm »
I swear that most of the artwork was done on a Friday night in Toxteth.

The body mods to the cars ....and truck for that matter must have been copied for the recent Peugeot advert!!!!!!

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Re:Bit of a spotter
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2004, 12:30:56 am »
I swear that most of the artwork was done on a Friday night in Toxteth.

The body mods to the cars ....and truck for that matter must have been copied for the recent Peugeot advert!!!!!!

Wishy
Wishy, ay la wats wrong with Toxteth, remember Toxteth today Brixham tomorrow.
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