Just saying Hi!

[PC McGarry No.452]

I'll find you, don't you worry! And when I do, it's the truncheon for you Raoul!!!

I've been missing that truncheon!

Don't worry, it won't miss you!!!!!! It'll be like riding your bike without a saddle all round France!!!  

[Steve Pyro]

This is believed to be someone bearing a resemblance to Raoul wearing a mask hiding in H's boot to evade customes and immigration.



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[PC McGarry No.452]

No, I was at Dover that day. Unfortunatley it was just a normal asylum seeker, so we sent him to the asylum!!! Not before the old rubber gloves were put to good use on a full body search though!!   Ahhhhhhh.......Latex!!!!

[Steve Pyro]

Did you use the special truncheon and COSHH regs approved lubricant ?



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[PC McGarry No.452]

Nope, just a standard "Truncheon Meat Sandwich"  A truncheon between a pair of buns!!!!  Apparently Raoul likes that though!!  

[gibberish]

Gawd, what have I started?!

Precisely..........what have you started MGB.  Nearly p**sed myself when I saw Raoul appear on the thread!!!

I reckon it's BigH in disguise.  What say you H?  

[Raoul]

Sorry, I have been asleep.

I have to work nights for a a guy called Frankie big cockny guy with gold chains and stuff, says I will be like him one day.

Also that is the truncheon that I remember

[Steve Pyro]

I've just received an interesting package in the post from Raoul.
He claims he is being set up by PC McGarry and is attempting to claim political asylum.
Most of McGarry's 'evidence' is contrived and, it seems, this is a personnal vendeta.

The whole H thing is something he wants to distance himself from and he still has sleepless nights thinking about it.

I've suggested he visits the local Citizens Advice Bureau, even though he is not, actually, a citizen.  I'm sure someone will defend his case, lets face it, think of some of the shifty charactures that have got off scot free recently.  It's all down to good legal advice!

I must say, the contents of the video evidence supplied truely shocked me.  But I am made of sterner stuff and will rise above it.
Now where did I leave the Prozac?

[PC McGarry No.452]

Raoul is a lieing little g1t (little being appropriate in more ways than one!!)

Ever since he sneaked through the Channel Tunnel under a Eurostar train (he is so short he could just walk along the rack as they passed over his head!) he has been causing trouble and spreading lies wherever he goes. Poor old Big H tried to befriend him and what did he get in return, apart from an unpleasant initiation into the intimate pleasures of an angle grinder!!

Raoul must be stopped, before anyone else from this forum has the misfortune of crossing his path. Should he still be free in June who knows what havoc he could cause at the Champagne Bar!!
 

[BigH]

The appearance of Raoul in cyberspace, has, I admit, rocked me to my boots, and Gibber I'll have to throw my hands up, go all goggle eyed and shake my head at this one.
He was in a shocking state last time I saw him and I just can't even begin to imagine how he's got hold of a functioning synapse connection never mind a pc and a modem. The little b*stard even appears to have got some LM camping tickets.
And talking of PC's, m'lud, it'a fair cop McGarry and no mistake, you've got me banged to rights but it's society that's to blame. I haven't forgotten the Birmingham Six, or the Fab Four, so it sounds like I'll be needing advice from the finest legal brains in the country. Ant and Dec, maybe.
The sight of Candida and that truncheon has brought back some truly shocking eye watering memories, and it'll be some extra hold gel for me before I go out, just to get my hair back down from the vertical.
Steve, that may be a good likeness, although I suspect it's a little flattering. To tell you the truth, I never really saw the stunted sod in daylight, he'd usually stay holed up muttering about obaki and in-laws.
I'm very touched by your concern lads, and having said all that, I'm still very fond of the truncated tyke; if you track him down PC McGarry Sir, go very gentle.
Has anyone ever read Pet Cemetary?
H

[gibberish]

and Gibber I'll have to throw my hands up, go all goggle eyed and shake my head at this one.

Fair shout H.  

[jpchenet]

 he'd usually stay holed up

That must have been painful for you H!!  

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

The appearance of Raoul in cyberspace, has, I admit, rocked me to my boots, and Gibber I'll have to throw my hands up, go all goggle eyed and shake my head at this one.
He was in a shocking state last time I saw him and I just can't even begin to imagine how he's got hold of a functioning synapse connection never mind a pc and a modem. The little b*stard even appears to have got some LM camping tickets.
And talking of PC's, m'lud, it'a fair cop McGarry and no mistake, you've got me banged to rights but it's society that's to blame. I haven't forgotten the Birmingham Six, or the Fab Four, so it sounds like I'll be needing advice from the finest legal brains in the country. Ant and Dec, maybe.
The sight of Candida and that truncheon has brought back some truly shocking eye watering memories, and it'll be some extra hold gel for me before I go out, just to get my hair back down from the vertical.
Steve, that may be a good likeness, although I suspect it's a little flattering. To tell you the truth, I never really saw the stunted sod in daylight, he'd usually stay holed up muttering about obaki and in-laws.
I'm very touched by your concern lads, and having said all that, I'm still very fond of the truncated tyke; if you track him down PC McGarry Sir, go very gentle.
Has anyone ever read Pet Cemetary?
H

Give it to him H, just give it to him.
What a mistake u will hang by the neck until dead.
R.I.P

[Paulathedrooler]

Hi Bri, Ian,Chris,Smokie,Gab and to all on CA.
Paula.xxxxx

[smokie]

Hullo Paula, is that AV in your post actually you, if so you look pretty horny to me...