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Offline Andy Zarse

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Flame Warriors
« on: February 12, 2004, 02:13:41 pm »
Someone sent me this link. A Flame Warrior is a deliberately antagonistic contributor to a forum.

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

How many of our members can you spot?

Easy to find Smokie, (obviously I'm not suggesting he's antagonistic, but he does pick upthe pieces of our occasional rows) and there is definitly Harper M on there too. Can you spot him?
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Re:Flame Warriors
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2004, 03:10:41 pm »
Oh, right. Thanks for that Andy. What happened to, "Let he without sin cast the first stone".
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you.... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You can say what you like about me; I'm not changing. Me..... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause with me, I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.  
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2004, 03:16:55 pm »
Don't give me that self-indulgent sh it! ;)

I thought you were this one anyway:

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame22.html

See. Didn't hurt did it? ;D
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Re:Flame Warriors
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2004, 03:19:20 pm »
I had no idea this forum business was so complicate.  Can't we just be ourselves?    Please  :-*

Or does that put me in a category?   :)
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2004, 03:21:18 pm »
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Re:Flame Warriors
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2004, 03:42:58 pm »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on February 12, 2004, 03:21:18 pm
Yep!

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame26.html

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


You unspeakable swine, Zarse.  I'd have thought BigH fitted that one a little more closely  :)  :)
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2004, 03:50:45 pm »
Hmmm. I think you're right. You should have seen some of the stuff he put on the old forum years ago. Ask him about his Daisy Duke outfit. And do you know about Raoul who he used to take to Le Mans with him?
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2004, 03:53:11 pm »
Quote from: Matt Harper on February 12, 2004, 03:10:41 pm
Oh, right. Thanks for that Andy. What happened to, "Let he without sin cast the first stone".
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you.... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You can say what you like about me; I'm not changing. Me..... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause with me, I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.  


Go Matt go!  Get the bugger, he knows too many words anyway  
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Re:Flame Warriors
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2004, 03:57:58 pm »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on February 12, 2004, 03:50:45 pm
And do you know about Raoul who he used to take to Le Mans with him?

Now then Andy, I've heard of Raoul, but I really don't know any details.  I suspect that Paula could cast some light on that one.  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2004, 04:10:02 pm »
Gibber,

Put simply, if this is possible, Raoul is (was?) a gay Brazillian dwarf who used to hide in the boot of H's Jag and be smuggled past security. I don't think he had a passport, he was too short to have his photo taken in the booth.

Anyway he used to perform terrible sexually degrading acts upon poor H, once involving an angle grinder I seem to remember. Raoul has been missing now for a couple of years. The police investigated, H was interviewed, but nothing could be proved. No corpse has ever been found. There have been sightings rumoured, once lurking around at the back dressed as a 1960's racing driver after the Royal Varirty Command Performance, but he is our own Lord Lucan and not mentioned in polite circles.

I can't tell you any more, I know nothing. Zip! Nadda! Zilch!
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Re:Flame Warriors
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2004, 04:23:27 pm »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on February 12, 2004, 04:10:02 pm
Anyway he used to perform terrible sexually degrading acts upon poor H, once involving an angle grinder I seem to remember.


Oh puke.........urgh!!!  :)
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Re:Flame Warriors
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2004, 04:37:17 pm »
Quote from: Matt Harper on February 12, 2004, 03:10:41 pm
Oh, right. Thanks for that Andy. What happened to, "Let he without sin cast the first stone".
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you.... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You can say what you like about me; I'm not changing. Me..... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause with me, I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.  

So http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame35.html then...  ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2004, 04:47:25 pm »
Hmm, and there was me, trying to be pithy. I presume that only a few of you are familiar with the God-like work of John Candy.
I would have dismissed the subsequent purile utterings with contempt, only I don't know what the plural of ignoramus is.
Andy, your mischief is boundless, Gibb, don't take things quite so literally, Russ, go f**k yourself.
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Re:Flame Warriors
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2004, 04:55:17 pm »
Quote from: Matt Harper on February 12, 2004, 04:47:25 pm
Gibb, don't take things quite so literally


Sorry Matt.  Probably being to stupid for my own good.  What blasted category does that put me in?   :)
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2004, 05:14:41 pm »
Quote from: Matt Harper on February 12, 2004, 04:47:25 pm
Hmm, and there was me, trying to be pithy. I presume that only a few of you are familiar with the God-like work of John Candy.
Planes Trains and Automobiles, Matt? I like the bit where the cop stops Candy in the burnt out, smashed up wreck of a hire car and asks him if he thinks it's roadworthy. "Yes" replies Candy, "Yes, I truly believe it is. I truly do". Genius.
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