Hummer

[gibberish]

Bloody great black Hummvee estate thing just went past the office......................ugly brute :-/

Sorry, just had to say that

[Ruptured Duck Motorsport]

I understand... bloody gross things.  Make so big and ugly so the septics know it is theirs so as to reduce the risk of friendly fire  

[rcutler]

That Hummer has been parked up in shoe lane for the last few months. I was amazed to see one in London. I also saw the 50 foot streached humvee that featured in FHM. White with space for 50 people at least!!

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I also saw the 50 foot streached humvee that featured in FHM. White with space for 50 people at least!!

What sort of blithering idiot would do such a thing?

See you in half an hour Rick.  I might be getting an early start.    

[Dave H]

The H2 is the quintessential realtor's car in this country.  There's loads of them.  I agree, they're pants.
My neighbor has one and can't fit it in his garage for Christ's sake.

They're usually seen rumbling across the center divide on most suburban roads with tiny little 40 year old housewives with breast implants peering through the steering wheel.

The original Hummers are more of an NFL linebacker ride here in the US.
That, or they're in radio station or Outback Steakhouse livery.

God, they're pointless....

[gibberish]

Dave, you are a refreshingly honest chap.  Well done sir!

[Matt Harper]

Hummer? - Ugly?
You want ugly?
Check out my Dodge Ram, Truckosaurus - now that's ugly!
It could pull a house down - but has the kind of face only it's mother could love.

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Matt             that's 'orrible!

[Fax]

It may have face only a mother could love, but it kept our asses high & dry.  Throw some lawn chairs in the back and makes a good viewing platform as well.

[Chris24]

I've heard the Hummer has a turning circle about 2 miles wide. With that in mind, I would love to see the stretch limo version trying to turn round in the street !

[Bobblehat]

Ugger that is ugly Matt, and you drive it? So I wounder why you find the "refreshingly defferent" Morgan a bit of a challenge to look at

[Matt Harper]

Needs must, Bobblehat. If I've got tons of sh*t to haul around, of course I drive it. I freely admit that it is a P.O.S. so I'm not really sure what your point is?
For the record, I suspect that Truckosaurus is far more technically advanced than a Morgan Aero 8!  

[Bobblehat]

This is going to get confusing matt! Truckosarus is perfectly apt name, we hav one of those bumbling around the lanes of north bucks and mighty silly it looks to! I dont know about being more techically advanced than the Morgan Areo - the motors a BMW V8 - oh yes it does have ash frame in it somewere "its tradition". But I do know that it goes like stink, fantastic to drive and and possibly the best bit is when your in it you dont have to look at the out side! Yes I agree its a boss eyed and ugly.

[wishy]

Hey Gib!!!

Was the registration No.......CA51NO X

[Matt Harper]

I dont know about being more techically advanced than the Morgan Areo - the motors a BMW V8 - oh yes it does have ash frame in it somewere "its tradition". But I do know that it goes like stink, fantastic to drive and and possibly the best bit is when your in it you dont have to look at the out side!

Pah! Mere bagatelle.
Truckosaurus has a 383ci Mopar wedge-head V8, 300bhp, 290lb/ft
hi/lo ratio selectable 2/4x4, power everything - and a gun-rack.
It doesn't go like stink, it has to be said. I admit that it concedes a little to the Morgan in kerb weight - but, on the other hand, you can't get a forklift pallet of electric motors in the back of an Aero 8
I'm really not at all sure where I'm going with all this - I'm rather bored this afternoon.