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Offline gibberish

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Raoul
« on: February 27, 2004, 11:48:56 am »
My dear Raoul.

It was so nice to finally meet you last night, and discuss some of the finer points of bestiality, and nechrophilia.  I was most interested in your adventures with BigH, but I still think the angle grinder was a bit too much.  Having thought it over, I agree that your plans to get to Le Mans this year are very workable.  We will just have to make sure that you survive the experience.  I'm sure BigH will be delighted when you jump out in front of him.

It was a little unfortunate the PC McGarry turned up, but I was most impressed with how you handled his truncheon.  Anyway, keep well, and see you soon.

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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2004, 11:58:05 am »
Very nice meeting with you all last night, my plans for le mans are now getting much more apparent. PC McGarry has kindly taken the service that myself and BigH have entertained ourselves with in-exchange for a blind eye towards my being here.

Speaking of blind eyes if that truncheon of his was any longer I WOULD have a blind eye!
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2004, 12:05:33 pm »
Quote from: Raoul on February 27, 2004, 11:58:05 am
Speaking of blind eyes if that truncheon of his was any longer I WOULD have a blind eye!


I know what you mean.  I was getting a little worried there, and the barmaid seemed a bit distressed by the whole affair.  ::)
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2004, 03:40:19 pm »
Quote from: gibberish on February 27, 2004, 12:05:33 pm
Quote from: Raoul on February 27, 2004, 11:58:05 am
Speaking of blind eyes if that truncheon of his was any longer I WOULD have a blind eye!


I know what you mean.  I was getting a little worried there, and the barmaid seemed a bit distressed by the whole affair.  ::)

It wasn't an affair, it was just a drunken one night stand!! 8)

Now that I am sober again, I have realised that Raoul is a decieving little villain who must be further punished, and I am just the person to punish him, after all, a little Police brutality never hurt anyone (unless you are Rodney King)  :-X

As for my truncheon, I'd like to know where you hid it you little git. Perhaps that's why you didn't sit down for a while and were standing very upright??  Was it conceiled about your person. Is that why you had a such a grin all evening??  ???

Whilst I am unsure whether my truncheon will ever see the light of day again, I have put an order in to the Regional Police Authority (in Trumpton) for a new style baton. I've chosen the type below as used by the Scottish forces!

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2004, 03:41:54 pm »
Now now McGarry, play nicely. I thought you and Raoul had kissed and made up last night  ;D  Or were you just tongue wrestling??  :-\
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2004, 03:46:16 pm »
It was all alcahol induced.  After several pints Raoul started to look relatively attractive. I'd say he's about an eight pinter!

Not as attractive as the likes of Miss Lovelace of course (or her little dogs for that matter) Now there's a real woman who I wouldn't mind sharing my tent with at Le Mans!!  ;)

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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2004, 03:47:39 pm »
I am confused..... ???
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2004, 03:50:53 pm »
Why DR??

Blimey, that almost sounds like my crime fighting friends Penfold.  (Crumbs DM)

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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2004, 04:19:36 pm »
That is a stricking resemblence of you PC McGarry ;D
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2004, 04:23:45 pm »
Looking at your avatar reminds of the questiuon I meant to ask you last night........how did you lose your left ear??  I suppose it had something to do with BigH, an Angle Grinder and Viagra induced entertainment?
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2004, 04:47:02 pm »
Well I made it to the train last night, despite turning right out the tube and walking for 20minutes in the wrong direction!!!
It was a good night especially meeting Raoul and PC McGarry the whole truncheon thing was very disturbing for the nice brazilian bar maid that I made a t**t of myself in front of last time!

The sight of McGarry to Raoul was amazing! Raoul said that his left ear was cut off in a trailer accident a few years ago after crossing a border.

I do hope to see him at Le Mans this year,
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2004, 04:51:40 pm »
Quote from: rcutler on February 27, 2004, 04:47:02 pm
Raoul said that his left ear was cut off in a trailer accident a few years ago after crossing a border.

That's right it was a painfull experience but I hadn't realised I had said so much last night. I hope I didn't give out my address!
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2004, 05:44:14 pm »
Having been in the merchant navy, been around the world and seen a few bizarre things, I must say the behaviour of Raoul and McGarry last night was rather perplexing.

I'm afraid the sight of the truncheon wielding brought tears to my eyes and it took me 10 solid minutes of grovelling apology to the barmaid to prevent her from calling her brothers Carlos and Alberto.

Mind you, give them their due, the fire brigade turned up in double quick time eh!
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2004, 02:22:41 pm »
I seem to have missed some of this.  Was I 'over refreshed?

Stupid question  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2004, 02:25:01 pm »
Quote from: gibberish on February 28, 2004, 02:22:41 pm
I seem to have missed some of this.  Was I 'over refreshed?

Stupid question  ::)

My dear Gibberish,  there is no such thing as over refreshed!!!   ;D
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