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Offline gibberish

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« on: March 15, 2004, 06:52:43 pm »
Breaking news

Junction 21 of the M25 NOW 17.50hrs (16/03/04)  Car transporter overturned spilling its load of nice new Porche cars.

I'm crying for the potential owners...........not.

I can't afford one       ::)
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Offline Simon (WRC GT4)

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Re:Porches
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2004, 06:58:02 pm »
Guess my nice new shiney car's delivery will be delayed then  :'( :'( :'(

And i was just getting over the problems from a few years back when my last one was lost in the middle of the English channel  :o ;D
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Re:Porches
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2004, 07:03:42 pm »
Quote from: WRC GT4 on March 15, 2004, 06:58:02 pm
And i was just getting over the problems from a few years back when my last one was lost in the middle of the English channel  :o ;D


Comiserations old chap   :'(
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Re:Porches
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2004, 07:53:50 pm »
This reminds me of the gnarly old gag about a gypo who offers to paint this geezers porch for 25 quid. The homeowner thinks this is a storming deal until the gypo says that, for an even 40, he'll do the BMW aswell.  
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Re:Porches
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2004, 12:17:31 am »
Who was the carrier? I need a new cigarette lighter for mine :D
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Re:Porches
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2004, 04:13:48 pm »
Porch Carrier?
Could that be 'Porsche Carrera' in another language?
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Re:Porches
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2004, 04:46:53 pm »
What ? A Porsche Carrera spilled a load ?
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