Can anyone save me a space on MB?

[Felix]

I won't be arriving with the van on MB campsite until early Saturday morning.

So would anyone already there be able to rope off a decent bit of space for me.

I'll be late arriving as I'm waiting for the Friday boats into Grimsby so I should have a good stock of fresh haddock.

Anyone fancy a battered sausage?

Felix

[Andy Zarse]

You can take your battered sausage and your battered Commer and sling your hook. You're always such a big disappointment Felix.

[Felix]

I don't have a battered commer?
It's a nice new shiny trailer pulled behind my big Daewoo.

I'll also planning a special deal on curry sauce but think it may run through the newspaper - is it worth bringing along some foam trays or can I get these in the local shops?

[RS2 Babe]

 
Felix

Stop being a big tease!

You know how excited Paula will get if she has even a whiff of fish 'n' chips!

Anyway, being as you didn't bother to turn up last year - I was waiting for you - I had the right money as well (how much is fish & chips these days?)

That being said I am sure that Paula will save a speck for you - she is good like that!

RS2 Babe

 

 

[Dave H]

The term "fanny batter" comes to mind.  When the Moderator's away, the mice play.

[gab]

Anyone fancy a battered sausage?

Felix

Felix, I`m sure Paula is interested in you sausage offer .

[gibberish]

When the Moderator's away, the mice play.

I thought the standards of literacy were getting worse.  

[Felix]

The term "fanny batter" comes to mind.  When the Moderator's away, the mice play.

I much prefer to have it breaded than battered.

[Paulathedrooler]

Oh crumbs, here we go again, Felix you are an old cod ger.
RS2 who smells of fish we need to meet on the Friday and have a bare knuckle fight.
Paula.xxxxx

[Felix]

You may be interested to know the old van with the knackered engine has now been replaced and I've got a shiny new trailer - with all the fancy fryers and stuff.

Heres the details : http://www.lufkin.com/trailers/chipvan.htm

Impressive huh  

I can smell the rock salmon now  

[smokie]

I'm back...straight and narrow henceforth!

[Felix]

I'm back...straight and narrow henceforth!

Can I interest you in a nice piece of halibut, or a battered sausage?
Very competitive prices.

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Do you do Mars Bars sideways?

[Paulathedrooler]

Felix do you have a greasey pole that I can practice on.
Luv u hun.
Paula. xxxxxx

[Mr. Rick]

I'm back...straight and narrow henceforth!

Can I interest you in a nice piece of halibut, or a battered sausage?
Very competitive prices.

Not me but I guess Paula might like to try your cod piece, or if you are indeed having kebabs to this year then perhaps some lamb lolly might be her preferred choice? Sorry if I malign you Paula but we are all human after all and we all have needs so don't feel ashamed!