Wotcher chaps,
Still here. Out and about, and not much PC time has left me a little behind...
Well, I say out and about and not much PC time, but in reality, the Classic Campers tale had a profound effect on me, causing me to re-evaluate my life, and take stock on what I've done with it so far. Thank Jesus Pope-f*cking Christ my grip slipped on the barrel at the last moment, luckily only a few shards of skull went missing. Nothing an iodine soaked sponge couldn't put right.
I find the glitter lipstick works best for me, with the added sunscreen. Although if you want your circle of friends to stay fairly constant in numbers, then it's best to get your mum or the lady from the chip shop to apply it at the trouser end.
Remember the guy in Pink 'Flamingos' miming to 'Papa Ooh Mawh Mawh'? Now that's star quality!
H
